Calgary

A complete joke of a city in western Canada. Calgary is a oil boomtown that has basically no culture or history beyond the last 50 years and this is very obvious. The downtown is a soulless collection of glass towers that turns into a ghost town at 5pm when all the yuppies hop in their 3 series and high tail it back to the endless sprawl of cardboard McMansions that envelop the place. Calgary is also rife with homelessness, drug abuse and every other social problem you can think of. Calgarians have convinced themselves they live in some kind of world class city just because they have a Nordstrom now when in reality if it wasn't for Banff no one outside the prairies would have even heard of the place.

Saskatchewanian: "I can't wait to move to Calgary next week! So excited to live that big city life!"
Torontonian: "LOL okay buddy"

by brownbuckwass August 31, 2018

calgary

A Canadian patrol frigate based in CFB Esquimalt. Named after a kickass city, she is the only ship in the Canadian navy whose crew uniform varies from the regular uniform- the standard white cap is replaced with a white Stetson.

Steve: Yo dave, I'm on calgary.
Dave: Sup steve, I'm in calgary.
Steve: but I'm in the middle of the pacific ocean kthxbye

by Cruller June 1, 2005

challah

Jewish way of saying holla

CHALLAH at a jew

by YLLIW January 30, 2004

challah

Used by Jewish americans instead of the word holla

challah at me before sundown

by Peter Nurman April 23, 2007

chalabi

Cannabis, either resin or leaf.

A term used in London and the South East of England. Originally nicknamed cheeba (taken from the song "Space Cowboy" by Jamiroquai) circa 1993, and subsequently becoming known as chubby. Due to the invasion of Afghanistan and the installed regime, Chelabi became the next logical progression.

Several variations on the theme are Chubby, Chubbage, Hans Chelabi, Yohans Chelabi, Corporal Chelabi, The Hans, The Corporal

"Oi! Gimp, pass me the skins, baccy and chalabi - I need to bill up"

by banj July 9, 2004

Calgary

A nice city that is obsessed with Toronto. Been there for a week and I don't know what the big deal is. Boring, flat and average. Turned down a nice job because I love Toronto that much. Sorry Calgary, Toronto will always be the city where the best and the brightest go. You guys can have all the rejects from Quebec and Newfoundland.

Calgary, Edmonton, Toronto, Montreal, Vancouver, Alberta, Canada

by Toronto Man July 6, 2006

chalatise

flamboyant, wild, bold,crazy and unforgettable. She a ride or die for the ones she like and if you need it she will provide it. loyal , bipolar , crazy . blunt , speaks her mind, has her own style and will curse a nigga out in a second if he/see comes at her sideways. You will think she's stuck up and concieted at first, but once you talk and get to know her she will be one of coolest chicks on earth.

That girl is such a chalatise . You better stop before she Chalatise yo ass! we need more people like chalatise

by ceci February 7, 2014