meezer

The word 'meezer' refers to a ladies nether regions. A bastardization of minge and beaver the word meezer is rumoured to have originated from a small rural area in france.
nick: "U fucking what!?"
sex pest: "i'm tellin ya, i found it up her meezer"
nick: "Have u washed it!?"
sex pest:"YES..........no"
by Banj December 20, 2004
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i heard that

Used to emphasise the fact that one has heard a piece of information, and whole-heartedly agrees with it.
Guy1:"Damn homey! Need'da get me some poontang tonight!
Guy2:"I heard that!"
by Banj December 20, 2004
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Peato

To blow ya load, to arrive at the party early, to jump the gun, to ejaculate prematurely basically. Derives from the word 'peters' meaning to fizzle out and the word 'oh'. Usually exclaimed by the less than impressed second party.
Cheryl:"Oh yeah babe! Now put it in!"
Ben:"Huuuhhhhuuhh........
Cheryl:"Er babe.......
Ben:"Er....... i'm not really in the mood anymore."
Cheryl: "Babe...
Ben:"Yeah i peatoed..........
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chalabi

Cannabis, either resin or leaf.

A term used in London and the South East of England. Originally nicknamed cheeba (taken from the song "Space Cowboy" by Jamiroquai) circa 1993, and subsequently becoming known as chubby. Due to the invasion of Afghanistan and the installed regime, Chelabi became the next logical progression.

Several variations on the theme are Chubby, Chubbage, Hans Chelabi, Yohans Chelabi, Corporal Chelabi, The Hans, The Corporal
"Oi! Gimp, pass me the skins, baccy and chalabi - I need to bill up"
by banj July 09, 2004
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taxi

Used to assert the point that someones presence is no longer required. As in, calling someone a taxi.
Trev:"I can't believe jon dumped that australian bird!"
Al:"Maybe he got tired of going down under! ha ha, ha ha, ha ha!
Trev:"Taxi!"
by Banj December 20, 2004
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bitch please

Used to demonstrate ones apathy at being asked an offensive question.
Hoe:"Are you sure you haven't had enough?"
Baller:"Bitch please!"
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The Dog

The title given to a guy who takes pride in convincing women he loves them or has some intention of commitment, in an attempt to get their knickers off. Usually takes no discrimination in who he dogs fat, thin, black, white, mullet or no mullet.
Have a girl friend who has recently broke up with her boyfriend? The Dog's interested.
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