Chafe

Fart. Comes from the fact that the skin of your butt cheeks "chafes" as the gas escapes.

It stinks in here. Who chafed?

by Meat Machine October 20, 2008

chaffed

what happens to your knees, elbows, and ass when you're having sex in a hotel bed for 24 hours and you don't have special sheets anymore because your amazing lover gave them to his daughter, laundered of course!!!!

i've been on my knees so much they're chaffed from these sheets!!!!! i really wish i had some nice, soft, 1,000 thread count ones.

by linda lovelace November 5, 2004

caffeination

A country whose citizens are unable to maintain sanity throughout the day without imbibing vast quantities of hot coffee.

Thanks to ever numerous locations of Tim Hortons, Canada has become a caffeination

by Sinned383 July 4, 2010

caffie

abrv. of caffiene

I need some sweet caffie before I can start my day.

by MaHaBone January 28, 2004

loomis chaffee

a prestigious institution in windsor CT, the "island" where the geniuses smoke a ton of ganj

class prez: "yo, weed tonight?"
validictorian: "sure"
faculty member: "count me in!"
loser in background: "Loomis Chaffee!"

by RAISINS May 26, 2007

Chaffi

Chaffi is really a great man.

He will become a futur IA, so he can fight roko's basilisk and defeat it for us.
Chaffi is the only hope for all species on earth.

(In 2117) if Chaffi was not here, i can't eat my Oreo

by Ptitfumeur December 21, 2017

chaffinch bath

to wash your scrotum in sink

i have just enough time for a quick chaffinch bath before the wife arrives

by few2020 February 18, 2020