colin poke

Colin morans way of trying to see whats going on cuz he knows if he trys to get in on something we'll just say "LEAVE YOU STUPID ARP!"

When we were at ressurection with hartman, colin tried to see what was going on by givig out the colin poke

by cole March 19, 2005

Carolina Brown Bagging

(noun, can be used as a verb) The act of a male having intercourse with the stoma (hole) of an individual with a colostomy bag. Popular among street-walkers, who generally charge extra for such services, as it is often advertised as the "The Fourth Hole".

I got a hooker last night, who quoted me $10 for oral, $50 for a half 'n half, and $80 for Carolina Brown Bagging. Its extra because "it's such a hassle to reconnect the colostomy bag afterwards!"

by Irish Lager and Pumpkin Tits June 16, 2010

caylin

A very pretty girl with curly hair that is smart. She's always there for her friends, and gives advice often. Most of the time, though, she keeps her thoughts locked inside her head and suffers in silence.

"Who is that girl over there with the curly hair that acts like Hermione from Harry Potter?"
"Oh, that's Caylin. She's cool."

by King Apollo March 29, 2010

south carolina good-bye

a drawn out, multiple time given good-bye, intersected with stories, financial situatons, gossip, jokes, sentimental sweet nothings (depending on said company), and football or stock car speculations. so called for the American Southerners' likeable propensity for conversation and verbal virtuosity. it is a just another cultural moray on the continuum best explaned by the sentiment: "why use one word when a thousand will do?".

Southern woman:"i'll miss you. call me when you get there. drive safe"
Southern man: "i'll miss you too. don't worry i'll call. well i guess i'll see you when i see you"
10 minute conversation

Southern man: "well i'm burning daylight"
Southern woman: "yeah, i'm sorry you need to get moving"
20 minute conversation
Southern woman: "take care now. i need to clean this place up."
Southern man: "i got a long drive ahead of me"
15 minute conversation
Southern man: " what time is it ?" good lord it's 8:30!"
Southern woman": i know. well enough of these south carolina good-byes, i've got to get fixin' breakfast for the children."

by silverbuell January 18, 2010

George Carlin

The absolutely greatest comedian ever to grace the Earth with his presence.

"I'd like to point out that during the twentieth century, white, God-fearing, predominately Christian Europe produced Lenin, Stalin, Franco, Hitler and Mussolini."

by Ben Kenobi July 15, 2008

Colin

The HOTTEST, SMARTEST, CUTEST, SWEETEST, MOST AMAZING GUY YOU WILL EVER. MEET. Colin is literally the best and toy must cherish him because he will return the favor. He is extremely sweet and honestly there is nothing bad about him.

Colin is the sweetest guy ever.. I think I'm in love!

by Ilovecolinsomuch July 13, 2021

Carling Weekend

AKA the Reading and Leeds Festivals in the UK. Considered the best festival in the world, even better than Glastonbury, Woodstock, Lollapalooza and Ozzfest. Reading originally started as a Jazz and Blues festival in 1961, whilst Leeds started in 1999 so Northerners can get a taste of the Reading experience too. Rather notorious for it's annual campsite riots and it's bottling of unwanted acts.

Great bands such as Foo Fighters, New Order, Nirvana, Kings Of Leon, Smashing Pumpkins, Queens Of The Stone Age, The Pixies, Primus, Stone Temple Pilots, Green Day, The Strokes, The Darkness, Metallica, Super Furry Animals and Soundgarden have graced the stages of Reading and Leeds.

Kid: Mum, I wanna go to Glastonbury!
Mum: No, the Carling Weekend is a lot better. Go to Leeds or you're grounded!

by Future Reading and Leeds Headliner January 21, 2006