crusty creamer

The act of when you have late night sex and cum on a girl. She falls asleep and when she wakes up she's got crusty jizz on her face.

I got drunk last night and I gave this girl the crusty creamer.

by Dubble A & J. Roc July 3, 2015

crusty travis

A term for a homeless man who hasn't bathed in days.

Man that crusty travis creeps me out. Let's run over that crusty travis.

by carebear666 August 4, 2015

crusty glove

A sock previously used for masturbationthat is now hardened from dried cum

Ryan's mom found his crusty glove when she was doing laundry

by Mafrackincrackin October 15, 2015

crusty wizard

When an elder male roleplays as a wizard and calls his penis a wand

"I heard my grandfather talking about something called a crusty wizard, dont ever search it up"

by Fucboi365 December 2, 2015

Crafty chandler

A sneeky finger up the bum

I slipped him a crafty chandler

by Ozë August 29, 2016

Crasticate

1. To have sex with your daughter, then have another daughter and have sex with her.
2. To be incest

This word was based from the wildling Craster from the popular TV show Game of Thrones. He had many wives (who were also his daughters) and slept with them, and had more daughters.

This word can be used as an insult

You crasticated fuck
Fuck your crasticated family

by qwertyasfuck321 December 12, 2016

crusty barbie

A "crusty barbie" is when you cum on a barbie doll so much that overtime the barbie is coated in a thick layer of cum so it looks like a caveman in a block of ice

Mate I've cum so much on that barbie doll it's become a crusty barbie

by Dirtyrastaa August 7, 2017