Splatter-crap

When you take a shit so windy and violent you scatter ass-mud all over the back of the toilet.

Splatter-craps are also known to propel people off their porclean thrones.

Splatter-crap is usually induced by Mazzio's pizza.

"Dude, last night i took a splatter-crap, sorry i wiped my ass with your dog."

by Dillon Boyer March 12, 2008

crap-shy

When your taking a crap, either in a public restroom, or at a party,but flush before you let it out, to cover the noise of the crap because you feel nervous about what people will think about you and your hygiene.

Guy 1: Does Jimmy ever take a dump?

Guy 2: Yeah, but he's crap-shy so you cant hear him.

by bsgguy March 31, 2010

useless crap

Any and all computer software,that does nothing more than add unneeded "eye candy" and suck the resources and memory from your computer.

This fucking XP Black Edition,is a total piece of "useless crap" that turned my kick-ass computer in to a boat anchor.

by NoLove_4_BS April 23, 2009

Crap Rat

When one takes a crap on a rat and then throws it at a girl. Before throwing the rat, one often spins it while holding the tail and then throws it.

Guy 1: Ooooh shit, whats wrong with that girl?
Guy 2: Ewww man, she looks like she was crap rat'd all night.

Example 2:
Guy 1: That broad is a bitch
Guy 2: You know what she needs?
Guy 1: Whats that guy 2?
Guy 2: That bitch needs to get brought back down to earth with a few crap rats to the face.
Guy 1 and 2: Let's go get some rats

by Kid Bobby + Whooo Kid Willy April 13, 2009

ghost crap

when you feel like you're going to take a crap but nothing or almost nothing comes out.

Billy: Dude, I gotta take a huge dump
Brian: Awesome.
Billy: Damnit, it was a ghost crap. I didn't crap anything at all.

by kilometeros July 7, 2008

Crapped the Tablet

An unfortunate event whereby you rely on somebody to do you a solid and the person in question utterly fails you.

Origin: Derived from the event where a medicinal capsule or tablet is not absorved by the body and is passed in the feces, proving to be useless beyond your control.

I forgot to turn in my assignment before I left, so I told Jimmy to turn it in for me. Unfortunately he crapped the tablet and now I'm failing the class.

by Buster T Foodcube April 29, 2006

what the crap

most amazing phrase ever.
use it when your confused, need to know something, or just plain bored.

"dude the world is cocking the fuck with my gun!"
me:what the crap does that mean?

by drone248 April 27, 2008