American governmental machine programmed to initiate wars over fictional events,Planted into the presidential seat by a trivial election process which ignored the majority of voters' wishes in which took place in the state ran by his redneck brother.
Programmed to say phrases like:
Programmed to say phrases like:
"We will prevail"
"Saddam is a Tyrant"
"We will find weapons of mass destruction."
"Evil regime"
"We want to make sure Iraqi oil reserves arent harmed,it is a great benefit for the rebuilding of their nation"
and
"I spoke with Dick"
"Saddam is a Tyrant"
"We will find weapons of mass destruction."
"Evil regime"
"We want to make sure Iraqi oil reserves arent harmed,it is a great benefit for the rebuilding of their nation"
and
"I spoke with Dick"
by Sneak-Sneak February 18, 2004

A fucking dumbass given control of the nation if relected by bigger gullable dumbasses may start World War 3.
Bush is a liar and many americans were and still are dumb enough to believe him.
Bush is a liar and many americans were and still are dumb enough to believe him.
see: shit faced bubble headed dofus bybonydic fuck brained ass wiping shit sucking gay ass mother fucking dirty rotten stinkin titty sucking son of a drunken mother fucking bitch
aka : republican
aka : republican
by Gunboy June 10, 2004

a facist pig who cheated his way into office and intends to attack the people that have cruel leaders and steal all their oil and money
Kill Bush!!
by lHlAlTlEl my anti-drug March 8, 2004

See bad
A President who can't find any WMD's although according to the secratery of Defense, "We know exactly where they are...." (Donald Rumsfeld, April 9th, 2003)
A President who can't find any WMD's although according to the secratery of Defense, "We know exactly where they are...." (Donald Rumsfeld, April 9th, 2003)
Bush is "challegnged"
by oompalumpaofdoom April 16, 2004

by Michael Reitz August 17, 2003

by tom December 4, 2003

George W. Bush B43
Son of Barbara, a pretentious, arrogant, prep school prima donna PRIG; a stuttering, strutting, fly-by-night, profligate dime-store dandy candy snorting COKE HEAD; a business busting, pocket stuffing, incompetent, opportunist drunk turned show-time tin badge toting tough guy STOOGE; a careless, duty dodging, pseudo-faith based, lazy thinking, willfully ignorant red-neck GOMER; a compassionate hypocrite, a conservative fraud; an election tampering, constitution ignoring, back room pay-off practicing MANIPULATOR; a dyslexic, undisclosed location seeking, bomb-shelter diving scene stealing self-promoting GUMP; a daddy’s boy tail-coat riding half-breed aristocrat BOZO a parasitic socialite fop and putz TOPPER possessed of a ‘trust me because other wise you're against me and you know I'll go get someone to git even with ya’ attitude, SPAGHETTI WESTERNER; a bloody handed, budget surplus vaporizing administrative GREENHORN; a chicken hawk, sabre rattling SNAKE internationally recognized as a dangerously embarrassing diplomatic DOLT whose national political image largely stems from his willingness to be for 156 mostly ethnic men in Texas their KILLER when the civilized world forbids execution. A man shown as what he is when compared to American Heroes of his age group such as John Francis Kerry.
Son of Barbara, a pretentious, arrogant, prep school prima donna PRIG; a stuttering, strutting, fly-by-night, profligate dime-store dandy candy snorting COKE HEAD; a business busting, pocket stuffing, incompetent, opportunist drunk turned show-time tin badge toting tough guy STOOGE; a careless, duty dodging, pseudo-faith based, lazy thinking, willfully ignorant red-neck GOMER; a compassionate hypocrite, a conservative fraud; an election tampering, constitution ignoring, back room pay-off practicing MANIPULATOR; a dyslexic, undisclosed location seeking, bomb-shelter diving scene stealing self-promoting GUMP; a daddy’s boy tail-coat riding half-breed aristocrat BOZO a parasitic socialite fop and putz TOPPER possessed of a ‘trust me because other wise you're against me and you know I'll go get someone to git even with ya’ attitude, SPAGHETTI WESTERNER; a bloody handed, budget surplus vaporizing administrative GREENHORN; a chicken hawk, sabre rattling SNAKE internationally recognized as a dangerously embarrassing diplomatic DOLT whose national political image largely stems from his willingness to be for 156 mostly ethnic men in Texas their KILLER when the civilized world forbids execution. A man shown as what he is when compared to American Heroes of his age group such as John Francis Kerry.
by Yeoman February 20, 2004
