Brocksopp

A man of zero charisma. His sexual advances roughly matching that off a ape's, and his "smooth talk" will leave you feeling physically sick. Typically he will "football nod" you from a great distance before his approach.

Also see Douche Bag

{In An Arcade}

*Approaching a female with a singular prize ticket*

Brocksopp: Would you like a ticket? *Two eyed Wink*
Chick/Dyke: No.
Brocksopp: Score!

by UnknownQuantity January 17, 2009

Brolesque

the male version of modern day neo-burlesque performances..

Doc Chocolate was so awesome.. did you see his brolesque number?

by brolesque lover March 19, 2010

brocoski

another term for one of your bros.

Yo brocoski hows it hanging?
Pretty good broheim

by D. Bruce February 25, 2008

amazing braces

when a true G gets dome from a chick and jizzes all over her teeth. resembling clear childrens braces.

i got this bitch to give me brain last night and i left her with amazing braces.

by B. Shots April 16, 2007

Brofessor

A person who is smart and is cool at the same time.

MY FRIEND IS A BROFESSOR. HE GETS ALL A's AND HAS A MILLION YOUTUBE SUBS.

by Aceguy 100 September 5, 2016

Brohesion

The unspoken feeling between any group of men (two or more), that are straight but secretly attracted to one another

"Looks like there's some brohesion going on between those two"

by mike Cee February 4, 2010

brocession

Any economic and financial complication experienced by a Bro.

guy "Bro, you wanna go out tonight?"
bro "Sorry bro, It's a brocession! "

by Macex May 6, 2009