boyfriend bomb

When you're about to ask a girl out and during the conversation she intentionally inserts a line about her boyfriend so you'll back off.

Boy: "I enjoy riding my Harley on days like this. I have a backseat..."

Girl: "Oh, yeah Jared has a Honda. He takes me out on it all the time."

Boy: "Ohhhhh!!! The boyfriend bomb! See ya."

by Evinah May 13, 2008

Boyfriend #2

A term used for a boyfriend on the side, most often just for sexual relations only.

girl: Babe lets fuck right now
Boyfriend: not now, the basketball game is on
(girl gets phone)
Girl: im coming over now get the bed ready.
Boyfriend #2: twice in one day? ok fine

by Waleedz E June 14, 2009

ex boyfriend

A loser who you dated in the past in which you can now look back and only regret because you were way better than him anyway.

Written from (past) personal experience. Please examine yours (ex boyfriend.)

by pdrea December 26, 2008

Boffa

A slang word meaning "Both of" usually used in the phrase, "boffa deez nuts."

Hey your breath smells like boffa... BOFFA DEEZ NUTS!!!

by Pewneekorn September 24, 2018

Bend over boyfriend

A boy that a girl fucks up the ass via some strap-on device.

Danielle says "Jeffrey is my Bend over boyfriend, I like doing him from behind"

by danielle August 14, 2004

a boyfriend

Something I want and would greatly appreciate during the holiday season.

Damn, it is so fucking seeing everyone with a boyfriend besides me

by grlpwr1648 December 9, 2017

vibrator boyfriend

A mans worse rival and enemy. A living vibrator !!! It connects well with the emotional side of a women cause it listens to her stories and gives her excessive compliments after it does its job.An abomination that needs to be destroyed !! As long as it lives it will continue stealing the women in our lives !!!

Girl: hey i don't need you and your annoying bad habits.I can have all i want with my new vibrator boyfriend.i can DO whenever i want and i don't have to ask for it.

Guy:I gave you my heart and soul and this is what you choose over me ???

Girl:how about we just be friends.This talking dildo (vibrator boyfriend) can do anything that you can do plus it wont hurt my feelings for stupid reasons and it is compact and can be carried anywhere

Guy : You bitch !!!!

by zingeraddict November 10, 2010