boyce

1. To boyce, verb. To be a cunt to your friends after embarking on a relationship, esp. by cancelling plans

2. To generally ignore one's friends' existance, eg ignoring calls / reluctance to see friends/ not wishing them happy birthday, esp. as a result of relationship

3. To let yourself become a fat, four-eyed geek through personal neglect

4. Boycism, noun. Dangerous school of thought / the behavioural patterens advocated therein, which states that the above behaviours are acceptable and in no way cuntish.

1. "Where's Dave? Bloody hell dont tell me hes boyced us again?!"

2. "I can't believe it! Im getting married today and Danny, my so called Best Man, has fucked off to Paris with his girlfriend! And now his phone's off! Gentlemen, we've been boyced."

3. "I would only go out with that fat midget bird if I had seriously boyced myself over the years."

4. "I can't stand this guy's boycism a second longer. Let's kill him."

by The Crazy Joker October 24, 2008

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(to) boyle

adj., verb; characterized by extreme laziness, nonchalance, and haughtiness, up to the extreme of skipping school for several months, or acting in this way

Dude, i totally boyled that test.
Did you study? No, I was up all night playing computer games.

by Matt February 10, 2005

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susan boyle

The moment of confusion upon facing an individual that appears to be man or woman.

Melanie: "Hey Seth come watch this video! this woman is amazing"

Seth: "Let's see!"

Melanie *plays video of Susan Boyle's audition* "Her voice is so lovely."

Seth: *quite perplexed but continues watching* "Hey Mel is that a man?"

Melanie: *turns up volume* "Shhh! this is the best part"

Seth: *confused* "He's wearing heels? Mel, that's a man right?"

Melanie: "Are you kidding? That's Susan Boyle, she's has a wonderful voice"

Seth: *under his breath* "Damn she is ugly"

by Stop Calling Me A Homo April 24, 2009

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