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Dikke BMW

Een 'dikke BWM' is een grote BMW die alleen gestopt kan worden door mensen die nog dikker zijn dan de dikke BMW. Mocht een eigenaar van een dikke BMW ooit in zo'n situatie terecht komen, bel dan naar het ministerie van binnenlandse zaken.
Dikke BMW jongens! Dikke BMW!! Waaaah, waaahhh, waahhhh!
by Oranje November 13, 2015
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BMW

a BMW is a BIG MEXICAN WOMAN

MR.lammas my biology teacher tought me this
woah ur moms a BMW !!!!! !!!!! !!!!! !!!! !!!!!
by peanutpeanut December 5, 2006
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BMW M5

A beautiful German sedan that looks like any regular stylish sedan but has the blood of a high performance sports car. It will smoke your average ricey import.
The guy in the BMW M5 just smoked my little Honda by 100 car lenghts! WTF! I thought it was just a regular family car I was trying to race for fun!!! This isn't fair!
by import_killer July 24, 2008
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BMW

A good piece of art in the world of automobile luxury, with style and good performance. However the BMW is nothing compared to a Mercedes-Benz, in look, feel, power, quality and performance (S-Class, Maybach, SLK, SL, SLR) "old men" car or not, Mercedes Benz has a greater history than that of the over-hyped BMW-Jock wagon.
BMW sux. Bmw sux. Bmw sux.
by BenzpwnBMW December 6, 2006
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bmw m5

An autobahn dwelling sedan who's sole goal is to smack around porsches.
Holy shit!! That bmw m5 just ate the turbo!!
by sean April 3, 2003
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BMW Douche

One of those punk ass kids that pull up in their rich step dads alpine white bimmer. Rev the engine with one hand on the wheel, slouched down in the seat chewing gum. Trying to act like it is there car yet they don't know the value of a dollar or a day of hard work. They think that everyone should move out of their way and they drive way to fast for my liking. When I see one of them I automatically pull over to avoid a conflict on the road.
BMW Douche Driver: Yo Bro check out these toots' over there

Friend in passenger seat: Impress them, show them what the car can do
by Christo Tejada October 24, 2011
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BMW

Most overrated shity propaganda car ever.
80% of their new cars are shity looking,but people
like them ,because its a BMW.
Not the best engines,not best design ,but people say
contrarywise.Cars that doesn't deserve that glory.
Guy:Look at that cool BMW.
Dude:No,that's an Alfa.
Guy:Than it's shit.
Me:Morons
by DarV January 2, 2009
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