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The Blob

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by pulling your scrotum skin over your penis, forming something that looks like a large tumor.
That guy just showed me The Blob, I was stunned by its beauty!
by Skott September 21, 2004
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Blobby

Alternate word to describe a condom or Franger
"I'd like a packet of blobbies please?"
"Don't worry babe, I'm packin some blobbies!"
..."Dude, one hell of a Party!"
..."hell yeah; Hey whats that hanging out of my arse?"
..."It's a Blobby dude!"
..."Oh thank GOD! I thought it was a ferret!"
by Ramjet Brisbane Australia January 11, 2005
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blobsquatch

An indeterminate, dark blob appearing in photos or video purporting to display bigfoot. The blob in question may or may not be a man in a gorilla suit, a man not wearing a gorilla suit and simply standing further from the camera, a bear or a merely a smudge on the lens.
That's not sasquatch, that's just a blobsquatch.
by Cuddles McStig October 11, 2008
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BLOBJECT

BLOBJECT

Designed object styled by an expired trend of morally turpid purpose. FORM-OVER-FUNCTION-and-PURPOSE. Endemic if not emblematic of the Bush/Chenney era of 'Bubble' economies and baseless wars. This style came about without deep reazoning, solely because it could by way of technology. Conceived under the false and misguided precept that "design could bring stories to life".

Characterized by the advent of faster rendering and 3D applications which allowed to execute visions of the 50's modernity, except with out the inherent reasoning that makes timeless useful classics and trully beautiful objects. Like a bubble, this style has gone bust.

Blobject also invokes the bloated state of our environment whence humans keep on gorging on superficially conceived stuff and piling that useless stuff on top of useless stuff. Blobjects upon blobjects..
"I bought those expensively re-styled new Birkenstocks and they turned out to be more useless, pretentious blobjects".
by Karbon April 27, 2009
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Blob

A person who is a bit fat but can tank (barge) through crowds of people and can body slam people out the way while his friends push him forward as fast as possible.
Guy1: quick move a blob is coming.
Guy2: shit am gona get tanked.
Or
Guy1: hey blob come here, il help you tank through these people
Blob: sure.
<proceeds to tank (barge) everyone out the way>
by SomeKidYouDon'tKnow August 16, 2011
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Blobby Bits

That annoying type of dump when it's not quite solid and not quite diarrhea. Results in lots of small solid chunks of poo along with some liquid. Possibly the most annoying type of shit out there.
Guy 1 - Dude, this bathroom's gonna smell for days! I just let out a load of blobby bits into your toilet!

Guy 2 - Aw come on man blobby bits are the worst! Why'd you have to do this in my bathroom!
by Gosteelers2020 November 15, 2011
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Devon James Blob

This animal is a Fish, but can also be homosexual at times. This rare fish likes to take it up the rear from sammy t, the exotic dancing bird.
Yesterday I saw a Sammy T and a Devon James Blob having ''FUN''
by Rick harrmann May 17, 2011
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