Skip to main content

Blue Balls

Something that doesn't fucking exist. End of.
Person 1: "That girl I hooked up with left me with blue balls last night."
Person 2: "But they don't exist idiot."
by SQUIBBLESWORDMASTER April 3, 2022
mugGet the Blue Balls mug.

A blue ball circle jerk

This is a term used when you and 9 other men and women come together and jerk it in front of their children in order to educate them on the power of master bating. They then finish on their children with their fluids. The children will then sleep in these fluids to further grow their knowledge.
Sam: Hey John! Wanna have a blue ball circle jerk?

John: YES!!

Sam: Come on down kids!
by TheKnowledgeFullPerson September 14, 2024
mugGet the A blue ball circle jerk mug.

Blue Balls

Blue balls mean being sexual arouse or nothing being sexual active or not being able to cum. Sexual arouse by physical appearances by your parthner.
My girls walks around the house n cooks and cleans just in her underwear. She gives me blue balls
by Professor25 September 17, 2018
mugGet the Blue Balls mug.

Nancie blue balls

A pretty girl with lovely blue eyes and a sexy bum
by slagxoxoxo April 11, 2022
mugGet the Nancie blue balls mug.

Blue Balls

Blue Balls are folk dancing events for the upper class where the color scheme is primarily blue. The dress code for these exclusive events is all blue (ex. Blue Ball Gowns, or blue suits) and those who do not abide by these rules are not allowed entry. An example of a Blue Ball in pop culture would be the ball in Cinderella. It is recommended that you look up pictures of Blue Balls to truly understand them in all of their blue glory.
"Dorian, are you going to the Blue Ball?"

"Disney loves putting Blue Balls in their princess movies"
by The Gown Maker August 2, 2020
mugGet the Blue Balls mug.

Blue Balls

omg blue balls is dat a fribday nighg funkgin refence???????? XDDDDDD
by demiantmb December 30, 2021
mugGet the Blue Balls mug.

Blue balls

When you powder your balls with blue raspberry kool aid and have your chick suck the kool aid off. Before you cum you must shout “OH YEAH!”
Yo so I was my girlfriends house and I got blue balls.
-what how?

Well you see my chick was giving me the best head after I dipped my balls in some kool-aid.
by Shupy April 12, 2021
mugGet the Blue balls mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email