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blud diamond

Slang for a diamond that is proper shit and not real in any way. Fake bling. More cubic zirconia than H Samuel's. Be a bonafide iced-out playa for only £9.99! Keeping it real. Cheap.
Look at David Peckham over there. It's the end of the month. Tesco's has just paid him. So he's flashing his fivers. Buying bottles fizzy wine. And he's covered head to toe in blud diamonds.
by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 5, 2007
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Blud

eg.....bredrin,star(for da white people "dude")
GHETTO WORD MAN!!!!!
wats gwanin star

nuttin much blud jst chillin
by gyal October 3, 2003
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bladderface

A face that looks like it's ready to blow and full of liquid beyond its rated capacity.
You seen that man, he's got a right bladderface!
by ppapopo May 4, 2006
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blud dem

Plural of "blud". Like the word "mandem" in that it refers to a group of bluds (mates, boys, ghetto boys, gangsters etc.)
Hold tyt da blud dem
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bladder probe

a large penis, able to make contact with the bladder during intercourse, even when using the missionary position.
At first glance, Laci was intimidated by Brock's bladder probe. But with her skill and expertise, she quickly brought it into submission.
by brock.x.landers March 17, 2009
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Bludgeonator

The Bludgeonator is a person that crushes people for a living.
Im am the Bludgeonator, I will Bludgeon you!!
by Deetrade July 5, 2010
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poop chutes and bladders

poop chutes and bladders is the adult version of the kids game chutes and ladders but in the adult version you take turns poopin and peein on yourself
my friend asked me if i wanted to play a round of poop chutes and bladders to which i declined as im not into poopin or peein on myself
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 6, 2009
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