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blownt

refers to a woman who is now unattractive, with a slight hint of attractiveness from when she was younger/not-on-crack/prettier, etc...
Look at that cracked-out, ho-bag bitch, she's blownt!
by none of your damn business November 17, 2003
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blownus

1.When an employee usually female gives special attention to ones coworker to receive favors or promotions.

2. When a mate or spouse give sexual favors for good behavior.
I take out the trash so my girlfriend will give me a great blownus.

My co worker, who was constantly on the verge of being fired, saved her job by blownus.
by iRAYd8 August 28, 2009
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Blownytail

A hairstyle for medium or long hair, generally worn by women. This hairstyle is characterized by the hair being gathered together somewhere on the parietal region of the scalp.

The name, "blownytail," is a reference to two things:

A.) another hairstyle, the ponytail, in which the hair is gathered together on the occipital region of the scalp.

B.) a sexual act, the blowjob, images of which are often evoked by the blownytail.

The degree of the effect described in "B" increases as the distance between the blownytail and the occipital region increases: blownytails worn on the top of the head do a better job evoking images of blowjobs than blownytails that are worn on the back of the head.
"Karen gave a very informative presentation, but I couldn't pay attention because I kept picturing that blownytail of hers bouncing around above my lap. It might have been a better idea to go with a ponytail in a professional setting."
by Blownytail January 28, 2012
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full blown fuckwit

When someone is incredibly stupid or makes dumb decisions that are out of this world and are unable to be comprehended.
Sophie: Wait, so if you're pregnant with twins would you be pregnant for 18 months?
Amber: You're a full blown fuckwit.

Sophie: Who, me?
by iamnotaperistool March 16, 2017
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Bloviating Blowhard

Amoral windbag who loves the sound of his own voice. His mouth is NOT connected to his brain.
Rush Limbaugh and Keith Olbermann are prime examples of Bloviating Blowhards. Limbaugh promotes Republican Big Government (socialism); Olbermann promotes Democrat Big Government (socialism). They pretend they have opposing viewpoints.
by EndTheFed September 27, 2009
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Full Blown Wookie

To tear shit up; going wild in a place where you should not be going wild; a disgusting sloppy drunk girl.
If they dont give me friday off, im gonna go full blown wookie up in this office.

She just went full blown wookie officer. Started breaking my shit so i threw her ass out.

Man, last night steve hooked up with a full blown wookie and she puked all over his couch.
by LEWEE REGAL November 21, 2006
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blown

1. Totally surprised the events that transpired.
I was totally blown by that test we just had.
by MisterMehoff May 30, 2005
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