blitzkreig

To rub one out into one's own hand, then to run at one's partner from the other room, and to throw thy sauce into the crotch of thy partner.

"The Germans are cumming!!!"

by David Hasselhoff April 23, 2005

Blitz Gun

gun used for killing people

F the glits and glama, hit them with the blitz and hammer

by Dave Kayani March 12, 2004

Blitzenkriegen

This is not a real word but is mostly heard when non-germans like to try and imitate what a German would say. It is mostly related to Blitzkrieg.

Blitzenkriegen jiezen houfzhoun.

by Pseudonym November 16, 2004

blitz

to run quickly or cover a large area in a small amount of time. Usually resulting in diving on the ground and getting floorburn

the volleyball player blitzed when she dug a cross-court ball.

by 9er October 9, 2005

Wolf-blitz

To fire a misty spray of poo all over the clean toilet bowl after holding it for too long and barely making it to the can.

After eating mexican lunch special 45 dean had a meeting and was not allowed to leave. After an hour he ran from the meeting to the bathroom and wolf-blitzed the john.

by Mexican Lunch Special 45 January 26, 2011

Jonathan Blitted Torres

A blitted mofo and pretty chill kid. And gets roasted all day every day. DATS HIM

wow he's so bltted. hes like jonathan blitted torres !
Thats jonathan the stoner man ! hes blitted.

by Racklyngirl July 23, 2011

Blitzed

Being relly high, or wasted to the point of having no words to decribe it.

I drank a 60 of whiskey, i'm so wasted.

by j/a June 29, 2003