Blimp Jousting

When two portly, naked, upper class gentlemen engage in the ancient and noble game of jousting with their reproduction appendages in one of their finely adorned bedchambers.

'My word, you're looking splendid this evening Lord Hardwood! Shall we lose these garments and retire to my living quarters?'

'Indubitably good sir, Blimp Jousting is it?'

by Beenie Blackbuckles October 12, 2011

Lard Blimp

1. Object or person that consumes large amounts of fattening products, making them so very large resembling a blimp.

2. Blimp that carries lard.

3. Michael Moore

"Daddy, look! It's the lard blimp!"
"No son, that's just Michael Moore."

by Agressor May 17, 2006

Blinded by the puss

This is when a man is so consumed with getting ass from his girlfriend, it's all he can think about. He's "blind" to everything else around him, because in his mind, he just wants that pussy or "puss." Symptoms of "blinded by the puss" include not picking up the phone when your boy's call (because you are with your girl), not wanting to do anything but nest in the house with your girl, buying your girl anything and everything she wants, catering to your girl's schedule at ALL times, and always being on call for anything your girl wants to do. You basically become a variation of a zombie (only doing what your girl wants you to do). This is a variation of "pussy whipped."

Dude # 1 : What's the deal with your boy not wanting to hang out anymore?...That guy used to be awesome to hang around...what gives?

Dude # 2 : Dude, he's so "blinded by the puss" that he can't think straight anymore.

by Kam842 October 26, 2007

third eye blind

I must say, a truly great band. I saw them live the other day... I didn't normally listen to them live before that, but now I'm a big fan.

My third eye is blind... hmmm...

by Jason Voorhees August 21, 2003

Blim Hole

When youre smoking a joint of hash or a cocktail joint, its when the small peices of hot hash fall on your clothes and burn a hole through them.

Me: Shit!
Corey: what?
Me: I just got a blim hole in my new hoody!
Corey: Oo shit man!
Me: I fucking hate hash!

by Taska Babee February 18, 2009

Blind Luck

Finding an object required by pure luck in a time of need.

walking round your house searching for your car keys when you have an interview in 45Mins and you manage to find your keys in time. As you came across them by very fortunate chance.

john looked for his mouth guard on the field and randomly stubbled across it by blind luck.

by Dafinn December 8, 2011

Blimp Sex

Verb: Sexual intercourse with a flying vehicle filled with a lighter than air gas. (zeppelins, dirigibles, and of course blimps)

Jonathan loved his blimp, Humphrey. He wanted take the next step and engage in blimp sex with his beloved.

by blimp humper December 10, 2012