A testicular wedgie caused by one's pants seam to ride up into the genital area and separate said balls in such a way it's uncomfortable.
Offspring of the 'moose knuckle'
"My pants were so tight they gave me a bledge."
I had a bledge so fierce my penis hemorrhage blood for days.
"My pants were so tight they gave me a bledge."
I had a bledge so fierce my penis hemorrhage blood for days.
by Mr.Mcfly August 26, 2013
Get the Bledge mug.An analogical term used to reference a symbolic "blender" that contains multiple "fruits". The "blender" symbolizes a theoretical pool of love while the fruits represent a person's multiple (or singular) love interests. The blender is a mixture of the different love-interests, whether they be real love or simply a vague attraction/crush, that a person might have. Often used when describing a complicated or frustrated love-life.
1. Who's in your blender?
2. I have several different fruits in my blender.
3. Elaine, Patricia, Jean, and Sarah were all in Dan's blender.
4. Girl: I have a pineapple, a mango, and a banana in my blender.
Friend: Oh really? Who's who?
Girl: The pineapple is Joe, the mango is Nolan, and the banana is Marcos.
2. I have several different fruits in my blender.
3. Elaine, Patricia, Jean, and Sarah were all in Dan's blender.
4. Girl: I have a pineapple, a mango, and a banana in my blender.
Friend: Oh really? Who's who?
Girl: The pineapple is Joe, the mango is Nolan, and the banana is Marcos.
by ThatDizzyLizzie December 22, 2008
Get the Blender mug.This is a word to sum up the state of mind when asked to think up a complex task within a particular time barrier.
Erm BLINGE!
by SATANSFISHTANK October 30, 2003
Get the blinge mug.Jolito: Yo man why are you wearing that blingen (blin-gen) ass shirt your blinding me with that shit man !
Carmello: Don't be a hater man !
Carmello: Don't be a hater man !
by GenevaThaDiva March 7, 2010
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by Chez_Marto June 7, 2018
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