Blarfkin

Barfing on one’s ball bag while giving head

My girlfriend was so drunk my blow job turned into a blarfkin.

by Chickenshot. January 30, 2021

baffleshit

The practice of "Baffling with Bullshit" until other parties in a discussion or debate are so 'brainhurt' that they are pacified in to submission.

That project manager was so full of baffleshit we just nodded and got on with the job.

by Not Bruce February 3, 2021

Baffly

Any idiot with a perm, but also claims to not have a perm

Person 1: Is that a Baffly.
Person 2: Nah, he has straight hair.

by NLMB Aziz February 8, 2021

Baff

How "Bath" is pronounced

Baff is the largest city in the county of Somerset

by Onesbeero April 7, 2021

Baff

A cool bestfriend that u always trust.

You know, Baff is awesome.

by blodfs August 16, 2021

bafflecry

v. a technique used to distract or delay someone that is looking for another, esp when they are intending to do harm.

He was going after my brother so I let out a bafflecry and sent him in the other direction.

by cheekydre October 10, 2021

BAFF

standing for Bath And Freak Fresher first said by Murdoc Niccals

murdoc: da BAFF

by the German Horse Worder December 3, 2021