borken

Broken.

Sorry about the downtime, the server's hard disk was borken.

by Ian Maxwell February 6, 2003

BORK!

Aka the BORK squad representing in the philadelphia suburbs.

This joke needs to BORK! the uck up

by uckdat August 22, 2011

Björkian Riot Paradox

When two or more Björkian riots are going on at the same time and a course of action is maddeningly difficult to navigate.

Being in love with two people at once and being unable to choose between them because any action would destroy good relations with one or both parties. Especially if they're friends.

"I am in love with two people at once and have no idea what to do!"
"That is too bad my friend, sounds like a Björkian Riot Paradox if I ever heard of one."

by Weird-Beard September 3, 2009

Borkchop

To chop a person in the stomach so hard, the remains form pork chop like Bork pieces.

Filippo borkchoped Anthony than later ate his remains.

by bobert1234444 December 2, 2011

Bjorneriffic

Being terrific, while also being named Bjorn.

" Aren't I just Bjorneriffic?" - Bjorn
"

by Calibjornication January 1, 2018

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by winniebobo October 2, 2018

Bork

The sound a fluffer pupper makes. Different from a Swedish fluffer pupper, which goes bjork.

“Bork” said the pupper

by 69 Is A Number February 11, 2019