Bertday

One day before your birthday, (an extra day for drinking) and a chance maybe for your birthday celebration to land on or near the weekend.

My birthday is Monday so were all going out Sunday for Bertday drinks

by robinTO June 12, 2008

Berte

adj. (pronounced Bert-a in english) Norwegian slang pretty much meaning to be super pimp/fly and having a way with the ladies

1. Se på ham, han er så sexy og Berte
(translation) look at him he is so sexy and Berta

by norwy1 December 30, 2010

Bertation

To have a stroke or to have some sort of fit while speaking publicly.

Serene Branson from CBS2 had a bertation while reporting on the Grammy's

by DrewBates March 2, 2011

Bert and Ernie

refers to an usually fat middle-aged woman's saggy rack, supposedly because they resemble the character Bert from the children's TV show Sesame Street's long oval-shaped head.

That old fattie sure has a pair of Bert and Ernie's.

by PaigeParanoiaa February 21, 2009

bert mccracken

Bert McCracken's style reminds me of At The Drive-In's music and it's great that The Used are on tour with Blink-182 because both bands kick major ass, though I would've loved to see The Used go on tour with The Deftones. Not to diss Bert or anything, but even though his vocals mesmorize me Quinn Allman is cuter.

I find myself striken with paralysis whenever I hear Bert McCracken's vocals in the song Noise and Kisses.

by Diaonna Hughes July 1, 2004

Bert

A code name used when talking about your boss in public. This protects you from the unlikely event that the person at the next table is the boss' next door neighbour, brother, in-law or tennis partner.

Joe: "I hear Bert's new girlfriend has a bit of a coke habit"

Gary: "I'd like to hang that prick over a river of burning acid and give scissors to the last 5 people he has destroyed".

Joe: "Yeah, me too. I hate Bert"

by 4sail July 17, 2006

bertha

a massive 3 litre bottle of cider. usually consumed before gigs and other large sessions of heavy drinkin.

Ste - "you coming down the fally tonite to dance with some goths"

Jim - "yeah man im getting a bertha, do you want one?"

Ste - "fucking right eastbourne style!"

by codeye September 21, 2007