Bidenese

A very strange language that consists mainly of "um's" and "uh's." When a speaker of Bidenese does say anything else, it's usually just incorrect information or words mixed up with each other, often times a normal sentence in Bidenese will contain numbers that don't actually exist, or mispronounced words or words that don't actually exist. It also contains many transitional phrases, such as "here's the deal" and "think about it", but without actually saying anything before or after.

Guy1: Uh uh, uh um uh, the rapidly rising um, uh um, uh um I don't know, look, let me be plerflectly queer, I think that um, um uh, I mean, since covid, just since the outbreak, it has taken over 100 years, or wait, I mean 2,000 billion million dollars, or uh, 5646 million billion, or uh, 5 thousand 4 hundred 52 dollars, I I mean 54 thousand 5 hundred and 20 dollars, 545 thousand hundred dollars, but think about it, that's the same thing I told Raprock, I told him that badacathcare is a right, so please help me, I need your help, I'm coming directly to you for ask a big favor.
Guy2: I don't understand you I don't speak Bidenese, and I don't speak retard either!

by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022

Bidenese

Comments delivered by American politician Joe Biden that make little sense and are usually inaccurate or make no sense.

It’s Bidenese that 200 million people have died from COVID

It’s Bidenese to include the words “for real” in the pledge of allegiance.

by No double standards September 22, 2020

Bidenese

Nonsensical blabbering, usually coupled with tall tales and fake memories, racist jokes, and bad geography.

All three people in the audience were completely confused by the speaker's loud overuse of Bidenese.

by dijon35 November 2, 2020

Bidenese

The word vomit that is consistently spoken by the 46th President of the United States, Joesph R. Biden

Biden really spoke some Bidenese last night. Who knows what it meant.

by roman8447 January 14, 2023

Bidening

The act of wearing your mask on one ear, as a place to store it, so it will be easier to place on your face and protect those around you.

Since he had to take his mask off to drink a beer at a socially distant event Jimmy was Bidening.

by JasonC.Rutgers November 7, 2020

biden

A candidate for office so forgettable that by election day he could only inspire 2 previous definitions of his last name on the Urban Dictionary

biden, what's that? Oh, Biden! who's that?

by Ole Gil March 15, 2009

Biden

Biden. To take a stand against evil and discrimination. To wash away evil at will.

Biden your foot down when you see discrimination in the world. Stand up for what is right. Biden up! Do the right thing.

by 1WWJD? April 27, 2019