Pregnancy Bible

Pregnancy Bible
(idiom)
The act of mysteriously getting pregnant while in a c#urc# or a convent.

Pregnancy bibling is a common problem for nuns who are then asked to shut up or die mysteriously.

The mother of the little boy was aghast to know that he was witness to a pregnancy bible incident at the bishop's residence.

by Deep River July 16, 2021

Bibliophile

Mixing the words "Pedophile" and "Bible" together, according to the famous Banana Man; Ray Comfort.

Leonie: "As a bibliophile, I'm sure..."

Ray Comfort: "If you call any other Christian on this page a 'bibliophile' I will ban you."

Leonie: "It means lover of books"

Ray Comfort: "I thought it was just another atheist insult, a cross between pedophile and Bible. My sincere apologies. Still learning. Best wishes."

by GorillaMike713 April 12, 2013

Biblical Velocity

The speed at which a dysfunctional object is hit with a bible.

Hit that tube with more Biblical Velocity, bro.

by Manifesto Oregano May 15, 2009

Biblical Adultery

When you bang someone who isnt you wife/husband and get stoned afterward

In the ancient days if a woman was caught sleeping with a man who she is not married to she would be tied down and beaten to death with stones.

Often referred to as stoning

I so committed biblical adultery last night at the bar.

by Hobit Hole December 15, 2009

swoly bible

The greatest novel of Swoly Nation where only the worthiest of Bodybuilders who go to The Iron Church to exercise may be able to feast their eyes upon it. It contains forbidden techniques and tips that allow one to surpass the amount of strength and muscle capable of being achieved by even the heaviest of steroid users and meatheads.

Nolan: Dude have you Seen Ryan lately. He literally doubled his bodyweight with pure muscle in just a week.
Caleb: I know man that's insane. Somehow he must have gotten ahold of the Swoly Bible.

by Falco3688 February 23, 2019

Stoner's Bible

Pocket sized bible carried by stoners that is used primarily for the small, thin sheets of paper in it as paper for joint rolling. Most stoner bibles are missing the blank pages from the back of the book and any low ink pages from elsewhere.

Yea, I was wondering why Dave had a bible in his room, then he told me it was a stoner's bible.

John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.

by Dave Elkins January 4, 2009

biblebasher

redneck fundamentalist Christian.

He' aint nothin but a biblebashing bastard.

by mich July 19, 2004