Bernice

A fat Karen, a fat lady acting like Karen.

“Isn’t that fat lady acting like a Karen?”
“Yeah, but that means she’s a Bernice.”

by noir_angel17 July 25, 2024

Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity

When you've just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video pops up in your notifications.

1: "Bro.. I just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video came up in my notifications, I have Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity now..."
2: "Huh?"

by The Real Magician March 31, 2025

Bernie-Journey

When walking starts to reminisce that of world, renowned transcontinental walkers. There’s no end destination in mind. Not for those who walk down the block and say “hey that was a workout.” These are town to town level journeys.

“God what took you so long, what were you on a bernie-journey or some shit?”

by Moped Mark August 9, 2025

Watching Bernie Mac

A euphemism for masturbation.

Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!

by teh_universe May 17, 2010

mat bernier

mat bernier is a term used for a man who is super sexy and who is insane at wheeling girls

man lets mat bernier up in this bitch

by whorah August 6, 2011

The Bernie Mac

To Bernie Mac someone: to catch a person so completely unawares as to absolutely decimate them.

Does not necessarily need to be a physical assault, but a vicious triple pimp slap combo is the archetypical essence of the move.

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you....I'm out." - 'Julio' from Half-Baked

The Bernie Mac.

by stochastic mime March 20, 2013

Reverse Bernie Sanders

Sex act consisting of very aggresive fingering.

Marie and I did the reverse Bernie Sanders last night

by JohnnyTriggerWarning March 12, 2017