Beetledad

One who plays Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 obsessively. Although he owns a copy of COD: Black Ops, he insists on playing MW2. He says it's a better game, but we all know it's because he can't get a kill without one man army noob tubing.

Must be party leader at all times. Has to have it his way or no way. His extreme racist comments used to be funny, but now it's just annoying. Will whine, sob, and curl up in a corner if he doesn't have his way.

Typically muted by other players who cross his path. People find that his opinions are of no importance, while he views himself as a divine entity.

yeah he's a real Beetledad

by Paybackisgreat February 21, 2011

Beethoven

Someone that is well in tuned with communicating and working well with other people in a loud factory.

Thought production would be slowed down today but then "Beethoven" orchestrated us back on track.

by Sell Sword December 17, 2016

beetle bird

an extremely self centred being that believes it has the largest brain, they seem to flock to each other and hail a divine entity they call "lucy"

"you know luke?"
"ya boi"
"he's such a beetle bird!"

by broadbean December 23, 2017

Beetle blood

Blood loss from anal penetration.

That bitch left beetle blood all over my sheets

by Mr. Stanley moon March 10, 2018

Beetlebrose

An alcoholic asshole that sucks at life. He can’t win at Fantasy Football, or keep a shitty serving job for more than three weeks. He consistently forgets to bring lemons to table 17, and has hemorrhoids. If you say his name three times he will drunk text for the next 6 hours. His liver is failing.

Beetlebrose isn’t a worthy human.

by TheLeague2018 December 15, 2018

Beetard

A person obsessed with the film Bee Movie. Basically, this person knows the entire movie front to back, knows the entire script by heart, and can usually be found posting memes of the movie on the internet or social media, or YTP videos of the movie on Youtube.

Charles: "Hey Phil, check out this video of this penguin on water skis!!"

Phil: " Just a sec, i'm watching this new Bee Movie YTP video.

Charles: "ANOTHER Bee Movie video?!! Dude, you watch that movie like every other day!!! You're such a Beetard, man!!!!"

by CrowleyCreeper88 October 30, 2019

Beetle

The mid-way between a full joint and a roach.

Person 1: Ayo, ash this roach bruh...
Person 2: Nah bruh that ain’t a roach that’s a beetle!

by fatheradem December 29, 2019