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bumping crustys

by willevans1972 April 19, 2011
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Pus bump

A pouch of skin filled with pus occurs from digging and scratching with dirty finger nails around the vagina.
Hey Aron, didn't you notice the pus bumps around Susie's vagina as you were going down on her?
by Handjack6969 March 27, 2017
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Bangkok Bumps

Term for herpes contracted while partying too hard with hookers in Bangkok, Thailand.
Bro, I slept with all these hookers and like 3 weeks later I got the Bangkok Bumps. It's no fun at all.
by Col. Lingus March 4, 2013
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Bumped the House

The exact opposite of the phrase Jumped the Shark. When a television show hits such heights of popularity that even the White House publicly announces their plans to schedule any broadcasts by the President himself around the scheduled airing of said television show.
Using a direct quote made on January 8, 2010 by the White House Press Secretary run through a Fox News update: The White House does not plan to schedule President Obama's first State of the Union address on the same night as the premiere of the popular ABC series. "I don't foresee a scenario in which millions of people that would hope to finally get some conclusion in 'Lost' are preempted by the president," Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said Friday.

Lost is the first show in history that has Bumped the House
by Daylorb January 8, 2010
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Beep Bump

The act of pressing one's car horn when passing over a speed bump in an area with excessive speed bump placement.
With five new speed bumps in a quarter mile, it was necessary to beep bump at 11 at night.
by DCMikeRotch September 28, 2009
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sack bump

An elaborate, ceremonious salutation between close male friends. When two friends who haven't seen each other in a long time are reunited, they immediately drop trow revealing their sacks, then hold them in an outward-facing position and run directly at each other. This is typically executed at full speed and in perfect alignment. The result is that both participants dangerously collide sack-first, causing them to repel off of each other in a cartoon-like, elastic fashion, ultimately sending each friend into random, disoriented trajectories where hazards likely await.

The sack bump is a kin to the well-known chest bump and fist bump. However, the sack bump is a superior and more valued greeting ritual, reserved for parties who hold the utmost respect for one another.
The epic sack bump of '89 sent Gordon off a balcony, shattering both his legs and his penis, while long-time friend Herbert was hurled under a taxi cab, bursting his coin purse apart instantly on impact.
by JDirty September 27, 2013
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Stress Bump

When some bitch tryna hide the fact she got the herps
Person A : Wow I'm so stressed out I think I'm getting a stress bump
Person B : You mean herpes . . . because that's what that is . . . herpes
by jmartin1hunded September 15, 2016
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