Bathroom Fuckers

A group of black men usually 3 or more that wait in public bathrooms and sexually assault women. The group waits in the female restroom and when a girl walks in, one black male "bops" her on the head to render her unconscious or to daze her. After the female is subdued, the black males forcibly penetrate and sodomize her. After all of the black males have finished having forced intercourse with the female, one of the black males hits her with "The Lightning" and it erases her memory. Then the black males let her leave. The only person who can stop the "Bathroom Fuckers" and is immune to "The Lightning" is Crazy Dave, AKA Dizzy D.

Me: Hey bro whats going on?
Dave: Nothing I had to save my girlfriend from "The Bathroom Fuckers" again.
Me: Oh wow is everyone OK?
Dave: Yes, I stopped them and I put my finger in their gun so they couldn't shoot at me then I blessed them.
Me: Wow, I better escort my woman into the bathroom and check for "Bathroom Fuckers".

by Megaman222 June 12, 2011

bagorocker

someone who is exceedingly stupid. Relates to the phrase, "dumb as a bag of rocks".

"This chick I know just gave her banking information to some Nigerian email scam artist. She's a complete bagorocker."

"He officially became a bagorocker when he decided to quit school in his last semester."

stupid dumbass reject tard

by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010

Bantorales Major

The muscle in the neck which tenses when one makes superb banter.

Woah fuck, i got a cramp in my Bantorales Major from all this fuggin banter!

by H MAYN July 11, 2010

Bathroom Creep

A person who travels to a different floor or department in an office environment to perform bodily functions that would be deemed inappropriate to their known work associates

I will be back. I need to go Bathroom Creep on the 4th floor.

by Pat-teee January 31, 2014

Bathroom Trip

The quality, result, experience, or resolution to a "trip" to the bathroom. Pertaining to the excursion to the location, experience while doing ones business, and exiting the bathroom facilities.

Close friend: How was your bathroom trip? You: Awesome man, I feel so much better now.

by racergamer February 22, 2015

Bathroomglyphics

The phrases carved or written in bathroom stalls, stall walls are a blank canvas for you to write something for everyone to see! Until the sad old mexican janitor cleans it up. You could write cuss words, draw a wiener, write a short story about Tommy the turd, the possibilities are endless!

I'm going to go poop in that bathroom and write some bathroomglyphics!

by Lonely Larry March 29, 2015

Bathroom Origami

The delicate and intricate art of folding toilet paper over and over to maximise usage in order to avoid getting shit on your fingers. Practiced especially when there is a dearth of suitable bathroom tissue.

I nearly ran out of bog paper! Lucky I know some bathroom origami.

by Randy Bumgardner October 25, 2015