bashing it

When playing Sea of Thieves and you crash into an island or beach your ship while pretending you are perfect.

Sailor: "Look at me bashing it right now!"
*Sailor then proceeds to hit an island, beaching the boat and causing the boat to get holes in it*

by Noigtmar June 1, 2018

batwing

it's what you can do to someone on a hot afternoon when your testicles are drooping extremely far down...it's a 2 part process...you take a sweaty ball in the palm of your hand, and the other nut in the other hand and stretch them out as far apart as possible, this is easy part...for the 2nd (and more difficult) part you you gotta find a slutty bitch who's down for the clown, and you get her in any of many sexy submissive poses and stretch your nutsack over her face...if you do this correctly you should be able to get both balls all the way around to her ears...its quite a sight because you can see the imprint of their face poking out through your scrotum

Brad was such a cock mongrel that he was just begging to be batwinged

did you see the way i batwinged that bitch last night, she didnt know what was coming

Chris batwinged Brad 3 times while he was passed out

by johnny_blueballs April 9, 2005

Batwings

When the mans scrotum is hot and sweaty and stuck together to the his ass or thigh.

After running a race. "I have major batwings"

by Brian January 20, 2009

batwing

When you sweat intensly, specifically near the groin, and your ball sack sticks to your leg. You Try to move your legs, or shake em, to try to destick them balls from your leg. Its very annoying, because you try to unstick them, and it doesnt work very often, unless you use your hands. It would be quite rude, if you were seen in public.

Man that soccer game was intense, the gym was sooo hot, and man, my shirt is drenched, ive got a bad case of ass sweat, and ive got a batwing. How pleasant.

by Michael Tchoooo June 18, 2005

Batting Practice

Masturbation, particularly in males.

Good thing I took some batting practice before going out with Molly tonight... it was a big game and a big performance was necessary.

by Matt&Lauren September 9, 2010

batting .235

Batting .235 is a reference to baseball which means you're not doing well that day.

It means you did something stupid or something not expected of you.

Person 1: Man, my girlfriend didn't make me a sandwich this morning...she ALWAYS makes me a sandwich.

Person 2: Wow, she's batting .235 today. That sucks.

by soadness August 22, 2011

Bothing

Bluffing + Nothing = Bothing
When your pissed but you say that you’re okay.

Sammy Bear: Are you ok with me hanging out with Flare??
Llama: ....
Sammy Bear: Whats wrong??
Llama: Bothing.

by The Realesttssssss June 12, 2018