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Avril Lavigne

Avril is a total poser, her label forced the "sk8r girl" logo up her butthole, the same like how t.A.T.u had "Russian lesbian schoolgirls" shoved up THEIR buttholes too, swears on Mozart and Beethoven that she was nothing like Britney Spears when she was just as pop as Britney was, she was ACTUALLY supposed to be a country singer and sang country but again, she had a skateboard shoved up her ass, she even sounds country like "sk8r boy later boy" More like "country boy take me hommeee up the mountains down the tractor", and steals her dad's underwear and ties. She has no idea what the fucking sex pistols are yet said "I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation." I swear to my LIFE you're not, unless your extremely controversial, do every fucking drug and die young. I couldn't believe she can even say such dumbass statement like that unless she had a gun pointed to her head...

I literally could not find any other girls except from her in her "constipated" or whatever the fuck it was called music video, it was all teenage boys that got payed a mountain dew and a kiss to be in that video and why the fuck did she take off her pants showing her brothers stolen undies in that music video what was she thinking? A total pick me. She is NOT the queen of rock, settle for Amy Lee or Hayley Williams.
Avril Lavigne: "I love to reüak"
More like you love to PEUP (Pop)
by Thedefiiiinnerr March 8, 2025
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Avril

A girl who is hot, sexy , attractive and geogrous and every men's falls for this girl .
Personality is like a badass, bitch ,cool, cold-hearted and sweet and kinds as well
Not about Avril Lavigne about others girls
by Seo November 23, 2021
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Avril Effect

When I like something I shouldn't because the girl is hot
Why are you watching that horrible movie? Because of the Avril Effect
by Woundem March 10, 2013
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Avrill

It means to be like a fruit, which is to say, sweet, delicious, highly valued and highly desired and even edible
The girl from the engagement stole my heart. She is such an Avrill.
by V'negar April 14, 2021
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Avril

A very prepossessing and independent woman. She has enticing eyes and a smile like a sudden beam of sunlight illuminating the darkest corners of the room. She has this powerful aura which is why you cannot take your eyes off of her. She is intelligent but awkward. She can be intimidating but she can be the sweetest pie. Has a soft heart. She is funny and dramatic at the same time but knows how to control it. Mature and also immature, depending on her mood. She has a personality that revolves around her goals and improving her situation. She may be not good at giving pieces of advice but she's the type of friend whom you can talk with about your problems or rants. She may be the nicest rudest nonchalant idgaf you'll ever meet in your life!
Man: I just can't take my eyes off of Avril, she is just perfect for me.
Man 2: Yeah! My world wouldn't be the same without her.

Girl: Aaaa, I love you Avril! You're the best.
by asquammyperson January 28, 2022
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Avril

A girl who is just crazy loves fun and can NEVER stop smiling. You’ll be lucky if you get to be friends with her
Girl:Oop look at Avril ,she has a nosebleed and is still smiling

Girl 2: Oop I wish I was happy like her
by Crackheadnewphonewhodis🤡 October 19, 2019
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Avril

She's the type of girl that would manage to be excited and sleepy at the same time. She is a super kind person but would beats or murders anyone that dares mess with her friends. She is creative and artistic, loves roller blading too. Avril is a sporty but lazy person and still manages to be fit. Anyone who has an Avril are lucky people.
Avril is a beautiful girl , anyone who has an Avril for a girlfriend is lucky
by Selenesaysno May 12, 2021
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