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My idea of a good singer. Well, I doubt she can really sing, but I like her music. I'm not going to lie, she is a pretty big slut who likes the most disgusting guys. She has a very... different style of music, like Take It Off, and Disgusting. A really big hit of hers was Tik Tok. She is blonde, likes glitter. And gold. Pretty damn hot. Has worked with 3OH!3 twice, they featured in each others songs, Blah blah blah and My first kiss.
Ke$ha lyrics:
Don't stop, make it pop, DJ blow my speakers up. Tonight, imma fight, till we see the sunlight. Tik tok, on the clock, but the party don't stop no, oh oh ah oh. Oh oh ah oh.
- Tik Tok

Stop talk talk talk talkin that blah, blah, blah. Think you'll be getting this not, not, not, not in the back of my car, ar, ar. If you keep talkin that blah, blah, blah.
-Blah blah blah

It's disgusting, how I love you. I can't take it, I could kill you. Cuz your messin up my name, gotta walk my talk my fame, but I just wanna touch your face. It's disgusting.
- Disgusting

Because your love, your love, your love, is my drug. Your love, your love, your love. I said your love, your love, your love is my drug, your love, your love, your love.

-Your love is my drug
by invader Jenna August 30, 2010
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Crap in the shape of a book. Too easy to make fun of. Stupid. It also tricks the minds of little girls everywhere. (although I'm 13 and I hate Twilight)
Basically a rip off of Romeo and Juliet. Things that don't make sense:
What happens when Bella gets her period?
Nobody falls in love that fast. At Bella's age she doesn't even know the meaning of the word.
Meyer was too afraid to kill anyone. There are BATTLES yet everyone stays in complete health.
Edward and Bella's relationship is purely based on looks.
Fangs never come up in a VAMPIRE book.
Twilight infects the minds of teenaged girls. Here are some real quotes from a Twilight fanatic on YouTube:

edwar cullin iz lyke wae betta den this! edward cullin iz lyke reel nd stefanie mayers iz lyke wae betta wryter!

twilight iz lyke way betta doe! harrie potter is lyke only 2 books and twlight is 4 books ,,,,, stefanie mayers is wae betta den jk rowlin!

datz iz lyke wat i wood doe if edwar cullin ded 2 me becuz hes reel nd heel cum 2 me!

Sad, right? She can't even spell...
by invader Jenna September 3, 2010
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A "book" written by Stephanie Meyer.
It's basically about a girl, Bella Swan, who moves to Forks, Washington. There she falls in love with the "perfect" guy, Edward Cullen. Edward turns out to be a "vampire". Even though he thirsts for her blood, he loves her. Bella has a nasty habit of randomly falling over.

Apparently Meyer didn't know crap before she wrote Twilight, because in her imaginary world vampires sparkle when the sun hits their skin.

Even though Edward is dead, and has no blood pumping through his body, he can mysteriously have sex with Bella. He later gets her pregnant.
For some reason, he can feel emotion and love Bella, even though vampires have no soul. Edward doesn't have fangs, and drinks the blood of animals because he doesn't like killing people(Where have we seen that before... maybe Interview with a vampire?).

The only reason girls like Twilight is because they feel Bella is special. They feel Bella is special because they think they can relate to her. They think they can relate to her because Bella is depressed because her life is hard. Then Prince Charming (Edward) comes and rescues her, so they feel their Prince Charming will come and rescue them.
Nobody really realizes it, but a lot of the Twilight characters are very similar to the BtVS characters.

Edward: Angel
James: Spike
Bella: a weaker Buffy
Jacob: Xander/Oz

The Bella/Edward relationship:
Bella: Edward... you are so perfect..
Edward: I will always protect you...
Bella: Your eyes ae amazing...
Edward: I will always protect you.. even though you smell like drugs..
Bella: I'm about to fall over, come save me..
Edward: I can run really fast..
Bella: Wanna have sex now?
Edward: Sure..
by invader Jenna November 5, 2010
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The COOLEST vampire to ever exist. Was originally from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but hot his own spin off called Angel. First, let me get something strait. Angel DOES have a sense of humor. Angel used to be a killing machine, but due to a curse he got his soul back. Sadly he has to live in misery, one moment of true happiness and he gets his soul back turning him into a ravenous murderer again. In Buffy, he was her boyfriend but had to leave later in the show. In Angel, Angel was basically looking for redemption by helping other people from vampires and demons with the help of Doyle(before he died) and Cordelia.
Cordelia: So, are you still all... grrr...
Angel: Well there really isn't a cure for it.

Doyle: Let me tell you a little bedtime story.
Angel: But I don't feel sleepy.
Doyle: Once upon a time, there was a vampire. And he was the meanest vampire in all the land. I mean, other vampires were afraid of him he was such a bastard. Then, one day, he gets his soul back and suddenly he's mad with guilt.
Angel: I was wrong. Now I'm feeling sleepy.

Angel: I know you guys have been working hard. I mean, you've been cooped up inside a lot. And to show my appreciation, I was thinking, the night being... you know... young and all, that the three of us could, well... should... you know... maybe, go out... ... you know... ... ... for fun.
Cordelia: Or we can go home.
Doyle: And you can sit in the dark alone.
Angel: God yes. Thank you.
by invader Jenna October 31, 2010
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One of the most kickass cartoon characters EVAH! GIR (a dysfunctional SIR, Standard Information Retrieval unit) is Zim's robot servant however he rarely obeys. Nobody knows what the G in GIR stands for, GIR said it himself in the first episode. Jhonen Vasques, the creator, said it was never meant to be found out. GIR has a short attention span and is completely random. As a disguise to not look like a robot when humans see him, he wears a green dog suit. It has pretty big eyes and a tongue sticking out. As a robot he changes. He has blue eyes, shoulders, and a blue square on his chest area. When he is in duty mode those blue parts turn red and he half-shuts his eyes, almost in an angry look. GIR loves waffles, the angry monkey show, tacos, rubber piggies, bees, and doom. He also likes to sing the Doom Song, which is a song consisting of the word doom and goes on for six months. When GIR has temper tantrums they are usually the same. He screams until he gets what he wants, seen in FBI Warning of Doom and Zim Eats Waffles. When GIR made waffles Zim didn't want to eat, he screamed until Zim ate them. This happened twice, the second time he repeatedly slapped Zim with a waffle. He has a high pitched voice that isn't annoying, but strangely cute. When he walks in his dog suit his feet squeak. Overall, hilarious and cute.
GIR quotes:
*Doorbell rings* Leprechauns!
I wanna watch the scary monkey show!
Yay! We're doomed!
I'm gonna huuug yoou!
You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuits? YOU GONNA MAKE BISCUITS?
Zim: Why was there bacon in the soap?!
Tell me a story about giant pigs!
Must bey the taco man!
But I NEED tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes!
All these children will go to a special place made of food. I like food.
Zim: GIR? What does the G stand for?
I don't know...
Zim: Now selfdestruct!
You look like you need waffles boo hoo hoo.
Yay I'm gonna be sick!
I can see up it's nose.
But won't it just explode? Just like this KABLAM!
But if the big splody goes fast, won't it get all bad?
Hi floor! Make me a sammich!
I wants me a barrel of floss! I wants me two balls of glue…TO BE MY FRIENDS! And I wants to go dancing NAKED! And I wants… (hours later) ...And I want a chair made of cheese. And I want a table made of cheese.
Television is stupid!
You're intelligence is stupid!
Target found! Eliminate moron!
Do de do de do de do de do de do de doo.
I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a bit K?
I had a sammich in my head!
You didn't have to yell at me. I just... I got rid of my sammich.
So about my sammich.
by invader Jenna August 30, 2010
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I guess people don't like her because they can't get over old people music. Get over it. I know, her music is repetitive. You don't have to make a huge deal out of it. I know, all her music has computerized sounds and no actual instruments. GET OVER IT. You don't always need real instruments to make music. And stop calling her a slut, I said this once I'll say it again: Guys sing about sex ALL THE TIME. I don't see you criticizing them. And she isn't a hermaphrodite. Her costumes are so tight you can't FIT anything in it. And don't tell me she had it removed, what person would cut off their penis? "Oh yeah, peeing is overrated, I don't need this silly old thing anymore." Get a life! The whole "satanic" thing was just plain RETARDED. "She has a lightning bolt on her face!". Yeah, I know. It was a reference to David Bowie. Go on Google right now and type in David Bowie Lightning and you will see it. "She had a checker board pattern in her paparazzi music video". It's a freaking pattern! Alice in wonderland has that pattern all over it, you don't see people calling Alice in Wonderland satanic!
Lady GaGa lyrics:

Let's play a love game, play a love game do you want love or you want fame are you in that game. Doin' the love game.
-Love Game

I want your love and I want your revenge, you and me could write a bad romance. I want your love and all your love has revenge you and me could write a bad romance.
-Bad Romance

The fame, beautiful, the fame, cuz we want to live the live of the rich and famous. Fame, beautiful, the fame, cuz we have a taste for champagne and endless fortune.

-The Fame

Just dance, gonna be OK. Da da doo doo, just dance, spin that record babe. Da da doo doo, just dance, gonna be OK. Da da da dance, dance, dance, just ju ju just dance.
-Just Dance

And eh, there's nothing else I can say. Eh, eh. There's nothing else I can say. Eh, eh. I wish you'd never looked at me that way, eh, eh. There's nothing else I can say.

-Eh eh(nothing else I can say)

Stop calling, stop calling, I don't wanna think anymore. I left my head and my heart on the dance floor. Stop calling, stop calling I don't wanna talk anymore, I left my head and my heart on the dance floor. Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh stop telephoning me e e e e e e e.
by invader Jenna November 12, 2010
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Short for Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. Best comic EVER. Created by Jhonen Vasquez. Johnny, Nny for short (pronounced "knee") is an insane, self-loathing serial killer who paints his victims blood on his basement wall so the monster on the other side can't escape. He has questioned his sanity many times. He also has a very strange hairstyle; most of it was burned off in Hell so it looks like two antenna. Never tick him off. Like I said he is insane. The slightest annoyance will drive him to murder you. But he is also very funny, like is Die-ary entires. He hates the word "wacky". He killed someone with a spork for calling him that. Now, you might think he just kills random people for the hell of it. He doesn't, mostly just douche bags.

As I mentioned, the creator is Jhonen Vasquez, also the creator of the Nickelodeon T.V. show Invader Zim. Another reason why parents didn't like the show was because they were aware of Jhonen's previous work (JtHM) and all its cursing and gore.
Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death.

Wacky!? What the hell kind of word is that? WACKY!? I HATE that word!! Fewer words are as excruciatingly stupid!!! And used in description of me!! FOOK!

Dear Die-ary, today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me.

Yes, yes, yes. I'm the one that's been killing all those people. But I'm also the creative force behind Happy Noodle Boy, so forgive me and shut up.

Killing someone who's bleeding to death. Fff...fuck, you people...you...how stupid you are. Resorting to the same old, monkey brutality, afraid to look up from your bloody dicks. Afraid of transcendence. Hey...your head looks like a potato. And how stupid was I? I, actually paid attention to you! Devoted precious thought to it. God...I used to love the noises I heard in my head. Hhh...I never should've left my room...my room, out there, I almost remember it. It's gone now...along with everything else...vanishing. Heh...potato.

No more stars... no... clouds... nothing... hsssss... It's such an easy thing to say you hate something... so easy to hate... what a piece of shit I am... I ca...can't believe I went the easy way... I thought I knew... I wish I knew something... anything. Ehhh... Actually... your head looks more like a reject jellybean

Dear Die-ary, today I found out on the inside... I'm pretty fuckin' ugly.

by invader Jenna August 26, 2010
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