The sexual act of a male ejaculated on a woman's face then proceeding to blow dry it dry. The male then scrapes the dry cum off of her face and forces the cum into her vagina with his finger and then goes on to eat her out.
Guy 1: Dude I just had an Australian Zimberwak. It was horribly awesome!
When a sheila runs up to a roo with her hands up like she's about to box him so that he kicks her in the uterus. This is a 100% effective contraceptive
Plan B is too expensive, just pop over to the outback and get an Australian abortion.
When you take a toke upside down in a handstand as someone lights and pulls the bowl for you, similar to the famous well known "keg stand". Though it is socially okay to do when not at a party but takes atleast 2 people to achieve unless you want to take it to another level
"Yooo i cant wait for that party ryan is having im totally gonna do an australian bong stand"
"You have never done an australian bong stand!? It gets you soooo high man!"
The Australian Navy Cadets is a great learning cadet group. They are the best cadets in Australia and the Australian Army Cadets are a bunch of Neanderthals and degenerates. They are the most homosexualpeople in the Australian Defence Cadets from Stats (They are my stats). But we can all agree on that the Australian Air Force Cadets are the worst cadets and they are just stupid, DO NOT APPROACH OR JOIN AAFC.