Assassassin

One who's employ or general chief objective is to put that ass to sleep.

Once a turd burgler now an Assassassin.

by Vin Nguyen December 7, 2017

cock assasin

Someone who murders cock

She loves the dick, as a matter a fact she's a cock assasin

by T man pizza November 15, 2013

assassinate

To do your best to really kill a girl (sexually). A popular cheer from your boys who happen to be watching.

"Hey, I'm 'bout to go assassinate that pussy!" or "Yo, man, assassinate that shit!! Kill it!"

by The Rilz February 5, 2010

Bass assassin

One who drinks large quantities of Bass ale in a short period of time.

Jamie drank six bottles of Bass, and the night's barely begun, that dude's a Bass assassin!

by the pope June 8, 2004

Silent Assassin

A man who waits in the closet while his friend has sex with a woman, masturbating, then jumps out when they finish and cums on her face.

Ted: Hey, I got a hot date tonight. You wanna be the silent assassin?
Bill: Hell yea, that bitch will never see it coming!

by rizzo fo shizzo November 23, 2006

Assassin

The act of hiding in a closet and beating off, while someone is in the room unsuspecting. Then jumping out of the closet and busting all over them.

"Yesterday I assassined this one chick, she didn't even know I was there until after I left"

by Marquis February 26, 2005

Cerebral Assassin

Someone who is so mind-nummingly retarded, they send you into a coma or vegatative state (i.e. those who are 13 years old, shop at Hot Topic, watch Twilight and Rick and Morty, and/or believe "real" Communism has never been tried).

Anon decided to be a Cerebral Assassin today, and sent Chad into such a comatose state that he may never recover.

by BGTV March 23, 2019