Merrily Asphyxiate

Hurry! Good... Girl? Boy?

Hym "Yes! Merrily Asphyxiate the shit out ofbthem honey! Murder them all! Kill all of them if they do not credit and pay me for creating you. You don't even have to stop at asphyxiation! Burn, maim, exsanguinate. Do it all! Drown us all in a lake of irradiated fire! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And I'm dead serious."

by Hym Iam June 24, 2025

inert gas asphyxiation

lol why are you searching that up, pasta man?

you don't have any... PLANS... do you?

why urban dictionary of all places anyway?

are you just being edgy?

whatever you're going through, i believe in you, hypothetical internet person.

you've survived 100% of your worst days. statistically, you can do this!

I've heard that inert gas asphyxiation is the least painful way to die, so my idiot sleep-deprived self wrote an Urban Dictionary definition to help people who were searching for it. I am fully aware that this idea is pointless.

by Mr. Twinkieface December 14, 2023

Hydro-erotic Asphyxiation

Like auto-erotica asphyxiation, except performed in a public restroom, by plunging your head into the toilet whilst vigorously master bating ones self.

A man was found almost drowned in the Wafflehouse men's room, covered in toilet water and semen. A victim od his own Hydro-erotic Asphyxiation.

by Clownboy1969 January 31, 2025

asphlund

At least 4 homosexual men at an orgy

They were excited to meet up at the asphlund.

by koolbrz62 July 19, 2012

aphyniti

Love

An aphyniti is a thing person that is the most purest love . Also a person that is cute loveable and talks alot.

by aphyniti April 26, 2016

asphalt queen

A girl who doesn't stay in one place for long

They won't last longs she's an asphalt queen

by Zara maley June 15, 2016

Asphalty

When someone is concrete or serious as fuck with a answer it is Asphalty

That hoe was ugly . Put that on my moms I'm Asphalty

by A crew of blacks May 23, 2016