ASPCounts

A stats site owned by ElectricOrBloxtric that is well-known for tracking Rumble stats.

Someone: Hey look I hit 200 Rumble followers on ASPCounts!
Everyone: cool!

by MrPorkBeef August 2, 2023

Shower Asparagus Piss

When you pee in a hot, steamy shower after eating asparagus.

My nightly shower stream facial was extremely transformed after I remembered I ate asparagus for dinner. My facial regimen has been forever transformed by shower asparagus piss.

by Kelly the Queef Chief March 6, 2020

Testicular Asphyxiation

Suffocating someone to the point of death by means of your own nutsack.

God dammit Brian I’m gonna kill you by testicular asphyxiation. You’re gonna be breathing my nutsack in like a damn grocery bag over your head.

by aphillyp June 21, 2021

Baisser l’asparagus

Baisser l’asparagus: to fuck an underwater cow with green stripes and a boner

Artem: you should go baisser l’asparagus
Ryan: no way! That things so ugly

My friend wants to baisser l’asparagus.

by ooze_d October 9, 2019

Road Asprin

Dexedrine or Benzedrine used by over the road truck drivers
to fight fatigue. Mainly white pills scored into quarters known as "crossroads"

" Highway " had the Chicago to Dallas run and loaded up on road asprins at the truck stop.

by Don F April 30, 2006

epicosity asplosion

A great explosion caused by a person's epic-ness.

When Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the air, it caused an epicosity asplosion.

by Super Normal January 9, 2009

Cast aspersion

If you cast aspersion,you try to blacken someone's name and make people think badly of them.

I did not intended to cast aspersion on her character.

by lizyyy March 18, 2012