Bl0nks(blackpink toxic fans named by there own fandom) who can't focus on their fav and always butting on ARMYS business but ARMYS always win and bl0nks can't digest
by anonymous January 7, 2022
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Jeff had a month left in school before the army recruiter showed up at his door, offering to pay his college tuition in favor of his service.
by Clay_ July 17, 2022
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A serving member who thinks that those who didn't enlist in their generation earlier are soft, entitled or woke. Army Boomers are the type to obsess over old school figures real/fictional like R Lee Ermey or John Rambo.
They are:
- Hypocritical in demanding respect when they have disrespected people who served for their race, gender or even sexual orientation and other characteristics.
- Willfully ignorant in realizing that times are changing and that it is a soldier's duty to adapt to changing conditions but rather than adapt or quit they choose to complain without taking action.
- Arrogant in thinking that being in the military makes you better than a civilian which defeats the narrative that the military is a selfless service. Often they carry an insecurity towards their own masculinity which manifests in being really defensive over criticism of the organization they serve or the need to say they served.
- In denial of recognizing that the past generations that served were not perfect and often romanticized those days despite not necessarily living in those days.
- always bragging about past accomplishments and yet can't conveniently name any accomplishments now. Always obsessing with the past which is a red flag that they think abuse is discipline or an old school way which is an admission that they approved or practiced the methods in the past.
They are:
- Hypocritical in demanding respect when they have disrespected people who served for their race, gender or even sexual orientation and other characteristics.
- Willfully ignorant in realizing that times are changing and that it is a soldier's duty to adapt to changing conditions but rather than adapt or quit they choose to complain without taking action.
- Arrogant in thinking that being in the military makes you better than a civilian which defeats the narrative that the military is a selfless service. Often they carry an insecurity towards their own masculinity which manifests in being really defensive over criticism of the organization they serve or the need to say they served.
- In denial of recognizing that the past generations that served were not perfect and often romanticized those days despite not necessarily living in those days.
- always bragging about past accomplishments and yet can't conveniently name any accomplishments now. Always obsessing with the past which is a red flag that they think abuse is discipline or an old school way which is an admission that they approved or practiced the methods in the past.
Sgt: fucking snowflakes, back in my day we didn't have to talk about feelings and we had to take it like real soldiers! The last good soldier was in the 1980s.
Pvt: What's wrong with the Sergeant?
Cpl: Ahh don't worry, he's just being an army Boomer.
Pvt: What's wrong with the Sergeant?
Cpl: Ahh don't worry, he's just being an army Boomer.
by joelstius March 10, 2023
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Get the Army gang mug.An “Army Karen” is the wife of someone who’s enlisted in the military who is a total bitch to everyone else while he’s on deployment or just in the reserves
Sid: Susan is a total “Army Karen” since her husband was deployed.
Randy: yeah but she constantly uses her husband’s benefits at CVS pharmacy for birth control pills and even got an IUD on his dime while he’s been away.
Randy: yeah but she constantly uses her husband’s benefits at CVS pharmacy for birth control pills and even got an IUD on his dime while he’s been away.
by ElectricAcid420 February 19, 2024
Get the Army Karen mug.“Army Karen” is a woman who’s boyfriend or significant other serves in the military and as a result goes on a power trip in acting erratically in ways not limited to infidelity to general human garbage behavior
by ElectricAcid420 February 19, 2024
Get the Army Karen mug.A slang term used to describe the lost, usually especially inarticulate, brainwashed and blind followers of Donald Trump.
The mostly red-capped Army of Dunces, spewing sound bites, marched into the meeting hall to be drawn, once again, into their mass MAGA trance.
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