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Street Abortion

n. Walking up to a random pregnant woman in public, punching her in the stomach, and running
Jesus! Karl, that kid just street abortioned your wife!
by Gizzie Styzzle September 27, 2003
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abortion

Simply put, the act of murdering a helpless little baby. Pro-choice activists feel that whether or not a woman should carry a child to full term should be her choice, but what they seem to forget is that the woman made her choice. She chose to have sex. Every person knows the risk you take when you have sex. Even a young child can understand that. That risk especially increases when you have sex without protection. So tell me, where exactly is it that a woman isn't getting her right to choose? If she isn't ready to deal with the consequences, then she isn't ready for sex. It is not fair for the child to be punished because the mother screwed up.
Now people are going to argue with me, "but what about in the cases of rape and incest?" Let's look at that, shall we? Honestly, how many of the abortions carried out are actually for that reason? Probably less than 1%. Women use it as their form of birth control. Often times, they have more than one. I honestly don't see how anyone can live with themselves after murdering a baby. If you don't want the child, there are plenty of loving and responsible people that do. Have the baby and give it up for adoption. There is no shame in better a couple's life, as well as a baby.
I was irresponsible when I had sex and got pregnant. I don't want it so I will end its life by having an abortion.
by simpleme June 5, 2005
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food baby abortion

taking a laxative to poop after eating so much, that your stomach looks pregnant (see, food baby).
After I ate so much I looked like I had a food baby, I had to take a laxative, and I had a food baby abortion a few hours earlier.
by Jenif4 October 16, 2010
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RedNeck Abortion

Giving birth right into a bear's mouth
She didn't want the baby, so we gave her a "RedNeck Abortion"
by Boi_person May 21, 2016
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Aptoptionist

My mother in law is an Aptoptionist. She is a delight to work worth and always has a great attitude.
by Monstermcclellan September 20, 2011
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Assortion

It’s what people say when they mean “Assortmentand they say “Assortion” instead.
“Kids in grade 3 have just a random assortion of colours in their pencil case.”
by László the Wordkeeper February 23, 2019
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Abortion scars

When somone has acne on their face and you ask them if it's the scars from when their parent tried to abort them.
Is that acne on your face or scars from when your mum tried to abort you.

Or
Me: Have you seen Adam? Him: the guy with abortion scars?
by Dirty goose February 27, 2019
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