Herbal Alternatives

A high grade Herbal Incense company that started in Cadillac,MI by Mad Scientist, the Lab Rat,C-Bone, B.C., and M.H. they produce products such as T, Darkness, and Herbal Alternatives presents: TEA.

guy1: Do you know where i can get some Darkness?
guy2: yeah Herbal Alternatives on Fb Has some.
guy1: but arent they only in one area?
guy:nope they run from Michigan to Mississippi

by saa_annu June 12, 2011

Alternative NNN Calendar

Jack-off January
Fuck-time February
Masturbating March
Anal April
Moaning May
Jizzing June
Juicy July
Ate-out August
Sucking September
Ovulating October
Nutting November
Dick-riding December

I am participating in Ate-out August instead of No Nut November this year.

Yo bro, you trying the Alternative NNN Calendar this year?
Of course bro, i am always up for a challenge.

by Delays April 15, 2024

Alternative Media Mixology

The use of components other than alcohol to create a blend and fusion of work that can be seen as artistic. Alternative Media Mixology is specifically that Art of high-end card making using a range of colours, textures and smells which appeal to the senses in new and unique ways.

Notelli.com does some great work, it's like alternative media mixology

by Notelli November 1, 2011

alternative shoulder tap

Tapping someone's left shoulder while standing on the right, or vice versa.

Bob just alternative shoulder tapped Susie.

by dickisthebf April 23, 2016

Alternative

The Badest baddies ever.

For example THE WAY YOU DRESS AND ACT IS JUST MHAH (aka black clothing and just yknow an black aesthetic or neon) ✨Alternative✨

by anonymous April 24, 2021

alternative facts

A term that REALLY just fucking means lies, but thanks to postmodernism, we're not allowed to call them that anymore, because everyone's viewpoint is equally valid, there is no such thing as a false narrative, and everyone is entitled to their own personal reality.

You say the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, I say it's made of whale farts and silly string! Those are my alternative facts! Nobody is right or wrong, there is no such thing as objectivity, we have to respect everyone's viewpoint!

by q359 July 25, 2023

Alternate History

A way for people to cope with the fact that their country is a shithole

"I love reading alternate history."

by eleanormarx November 26, 2022