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rug nutty

(adj.)
This pertains to an elderly person that has way too many rugs in their home. They have them in unneeded places like where there is already carpet, or too many close together on a tile/wood flooring.There should on average about 4-5 rugs in a house depending on size but they far exceed that number. They also most likely have a cat(s) and/or bird(s). This is someone you know like a grandmother or aunt. They do not realize they are rug nutty until someone points it out.
-"Mom, why does grami have so many rugs in her little trailer?"

-"Grandma is just a little rug nutty."
by myz!suckittrebek November 25, 2009
mugGet the rug nuttymug.

Arabian Rug

When you’re broke and your wife wants an Arabian Rug. Just cum on her pubes and pat it down
Man 1: Bro my wife wants an Arabian Rug, but we can’t afford to buy one!
Man 2: just cum on her pubes and pat it down! That’s an Arabian Rug!
Man 1: oh I didn’t think about that!
by Charlesthe5th December 28, 2021
mugGet the Arabian Rugmug.

The Rug Rat

King of all men. Legends say that when you are in the presence of this glorious man you must resist to non-stop nut. When this gigachad goes to the gym the weights lift him. Has never dropped a single mark in high school (statistically a difference in skill) . Can speak lean language, don't try to steal his girl, he will make sure the next dude you get with takes a massive diarrhea shit on your dick (in game). Defeated the Ranga Sloth in March of 2020.
Average Teemo Player: OMG i hate THE RUG RAT! He keeps stat checking me!
The Rug Rat: 朋友是一个坚韧不拔的纪录片, 在香港这座城市的设置 主演:钱德勒 索罗斯 傅博斯1 瑞秋 莫妮卡 和一些其他他妈的演员
by ShowerEnjoyer32 March 2, 2022
mugGet the The Rug Ratmug.

Rug sweeper

When someone constantly sweeps issues and problems under the rug so they don't have to deal with the problems.
My hubby is such a rug sweeper!
by pinkertin707 July 30, 2015
mugGet the Rug sweepermug.

faze rug

Faze Rug is a youtuber who has gained over 24 million subscribers. He is known for his funny pranks, vlogs, challenges, and most importantly, his gaming videos
Joe: “you know that guy Faze Rug?”
Me: “He’s the one who did the coke prank on his mom right?”
Joe: “Yeah that’s him”
by rustableryme August 30, 2023
mugGet the faze rugmug.

rusty rug

When you have sex with a woman on her period, and blood gets on your pubic hair.
Man, that bitch gave me a rusty rug!
by Buck Seathorn June 23, 2023
mugGet the rusty rugmug.

Rug Mutt

(noun) term for a masculine lesbian; dike
Check out the rug mutt in the sleeveless plaid shirt.
by nikkanicki December 23, 2011
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