9 year old ARMY!!!

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Damn, that a 9 year old ARMY!!!

by TheBoiSavage February 6, 2019

18 year old

The Age You Are Officially A Fucking Adult

Me: Yeah I'm An 18 Year Old Now I Can Move Out Of My Parents Cruddy Home!

by I am cool 2015 January 4, 2020

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college

From Lewis Black, it's the kind of saying that has no conceivable logical explanation and can cause your head to explode if you think about it for any significant amount of time.

"Right, New Jersey is a great place to live. And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

by You're with me, leather April 14, 2007

Freshman year

The first year of high school which usually ends up being an extension of 8th grade (middle school) because everyone's still friends with the same people and are still immature. Also freshman year tends to be the easiest year of high school because you're not at pressured to or can't take AP classes. And your core classes are much easier than higher grades. Because you're either 14 or 15 years old you can't drive in most states or get a job which limits your independence to go to parties, go to certain events etc. Also "upperclassmen" usually dislike freshman which makes it hard to be invited to these events. Overall freshman year isn't quite as exciting as other years in high school.

8th Grader: "Holy crap im going to high school next year! I'm gonna get hella girls and go to crazy parties!"

9th Grader "Hey, sorry, that doesn't really happen in your Freshman year.. only on TV shows.."

by Feely7 June 9, 2010

Fifa years

Measuring one's life by the amount of Fifa world cups which take place once every 4 years.

I am 8 Fifa years young, I was born in 1980 and have seen 8 fifa world cups.

by Leo_g June 12, 2010

vampire years

When someone looks freakishly younger than their age.

Edna looks like she's 27 but she's actually 42 in vampire years.

by Pelican Man November 6, 2014

horny 14 year old

An average 14 year old boy, who is addicted to masturbation over oral sex.

"Hey dude, you wanna go pitch today?" says Tom.
(Noises are heard from bedroom)
Tom opens door. Sam is sitting there, masturbating over an oral sex picture.
"You are one horny 14 year old."

by Horny 15 year old December 15, 2008