waiting4nelson

We are still waiting for nelson.

Nelson said he was going to be right back...
but we are still waiting4nelson

by TheRedSRT4 October 23, 2022

waiting game

A game that's best if you wait for it to be better.

I like the look and feel of Battlefield 2042, but from what I've heard, it's just another waiting game.

by ballsack doodoofart November 30, 2022

mail waiting

When you spend hours waiting for mail by constantly checking the mailbox/your notifications.

Person A: *refreshes mail page*
Person B: You've refreshed the page 100 times.
Why are you still doing it?
Person A: I'm waiting for an acceptance e-mail.
Person B: May you please stop mail waiting?
I need to use the computer too, you know!

by ChameleonDragon March 10, 2018

Ron Whiting

Ron White is a famous comedian who is part of the Blue Collar Comedy team. During his standup, he often has a drink in his hand, but as he attempts to take a sip he keeps talking and never really takes that sip. It is fun to watch cuz he moves his mouth towards the glass, talks a little more, then moves in for what we think will be a sip but he doesn't sip.

Quit Ron Whiting and take a darn sip of that drink!

by JimmyG1957 June 6, 2018

Dick in waiting

The extra dick in the room during any group sex setting. Typically this member will be less, or not at all, participatory. This can be due to a number of factors such as cuckhold, size envy, performance envy, lack of appropriate medication, ill-sized contraception device, excessive alcohol consumption, etc. this member will not likely be able to perform if needed.

While Shela was sitting on my face while Mary was riding cowgirl, poor John was just the dick in waiting.

by SexyJammies January 12, 2021

Why am I waiting?

You're waiting and you shouldn't be.

Joey: 'making food for everyone'
Tim: im hungry why am I waiting?

by jo pig August 7, 2021

gods waiting room

The death bed. Can also be known to reference a nursing home, the last stages of a Terri Shivoa, or any other situation that a human is put it and their death is certain.

None inflammitory.

Yeah man, my grandmother is in Gods waiting room.
Im sorry to hear that.
Thanks yo.

by QuickCheck April 17, 2006