Double Whopper

A two-in-one date night in which you first go to drive thru and annihilate some cheeseburgers and then proceed to the back lot of your local furniture store and annihilate your girl while in the car.

I heard Alex took Kassidy out on a double whopper last Saturday-- apparently they started off at BK and ended up at Cabinet Discounters. Of course he used mayo as lube!

by 69SwantonHigh November 14, 2016

tally wopped

getting knocked the fuck out

last night after the football game joe got tally wopped by bob.

by Jon the jon April 30, 2006

Whoppers

A candy or mostly used as wrinkles on a penis and testicles

"You sucked all my whoppers out boy" "Don't you have anything else to do than look at boys whoppers"

by bhfdhfh April 3, 2008

Womper

A descriptive term when something or someone is winding down or becoming a downer. Derived from the audible in some cartoons and older movies when a character was largely disappointed or something went significantly wrong (it sounded similar to the phoentic spelling of: "waa waam waaam waaaamp"). A "womper" experience might be likened to the feeling of going home with a super hot girl and then experiencing erectile dysfunction.

Let's do this, just to make sure someone isn't a womper at the end of the day.

by profff May 29, 2008

Golly Whoppers

An exclamation of shock or surprise. Similar to "Golly Gosh" or "Oh my days".

Golly whoppers that's big!
She sat on his face?! Golly whoppers!

by Daff75020 February 10, 2008

Whopper

the act of masturbating while simultaniously dropping a pooping.

Uusually done on the toilet, but not exclusivly, putting down a Whopper ensures the subject's privacy, and these two vital tasks can be accomplished at one time This leaves the subject with more time to play video games.

"With only on bathroom in Richard's house, he has found it neccesary to start putting down whoppers."

"Richard's face was quite red when he returned from the bathroom. I bet he was putting down a whopper. Oh man this video game is awesome"

by JiffMart May 1, 2010

Whopper with Cheese

A obese patient with vaginal thrush

Mate, get the heavy duty stretcher and some plastic sheets, we're delivering a Whopper with Cheese.

by TJ_1984_01 May 24, 2007