Woodies

To be in a state of complete and utter drunkness. And/or legless off a small amount.

"Simo was so woodies last night, he was thrashed"

by Travis Dere March 4, 2008

woody hole

A woody hole is the slag example of a country boy’s womans vagina, pussy or bush. It’s where his woody nests.

I tried to fuck my girls back door last night but she said I could only have her woody hole

by Mikeydet86 November 30, 2018

Woody

Woody is a toy cowboy that likes to watch anime pornos and he like rubbing cherry anal cream on his face

"Woody got wood and found woody chan"

by Woody gets wood March 9, 2018

Woody

Guy with a big wood who makes occasional errors around the nightclub whores.

“Who the hell is Woody chatting up at the bar?”
“Some slut who secretly has a buff boyfriend”
“Oh shit.”

by BruceRahmanFANPAGE4 June 9, 2024

woody tissue

When you have morning wood and ejaculate into a tissue thus creating a 'woody tissue'.

"i made a hella woody tissue this morning bro"

by watermelongatorade February 2, 2017

sam woody

Possibly the most attractive man ever. If you've been blessed enough to meet him you'd know how hot he is. His @ is woodyacc2020.

That guy's a real Sam Woody

by YoMamaBoi123 April 1, 2019

Woody

A guy who can destroy toilet seats with his own planet sized ass

guy 1:Woah dude this toilet seat is broken

guy 2:it must have been woody

by A British boi February 25, 2020