Wetness

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

-Derek Zoolander

Definition of Wetness for Kids who can't read good.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Witless

To lack wit.

John is so witless when he tells a joke.

by Sydpai December 19, 2021

Phantom Wetness

When you feel like you are getting wet but really your not

Hey is there a hole in my boot? Huh feels like my foot is getting wet. Must be phantom wetness.

by snake ruiz September 27, 2012

false wetness

the usage of a sexual lubricant. specifically, using a lubricant without your partner's knowledge is "bearing false wetness."

"man, i thought my girlfriend was really ready for me last night, but later when i snuck into her purse i found out she was bearing false wetness. isn't that a sin?"

by dankhaddock October 17, 2012

collateral wetness

When any part of your body gets wet after pulling a ball from a beer pong cup.

Samuel: "Dude why was your hand so wet when we shook hands after that last game?"

Danny: "It must have been the collateral wetness."

by Cart-Cart McJerrywink March 12, 2014

oh my wetness

When you see someone or a picture of someone that is so sexy that you become very turned on.

1:Can I see a picture?
2:Oh my wetness! He is hot

by Smurfton December 19, 2017