A penis which is similar to that of a weasel's, in that it is extremely pink, slimy, and unsheathed in a manner much like a dog's penis. However, weasel penises rarely reach lengths of greater than 2 1/2 inches.
"Fuck you, you son of a bitch!" yelled Derek's girlfriend when he tried to touch her with his disgusting weasel penis.
by Durty Deez December 15, 2008
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Ryan: Hey so how'd it go with Alyssa at that party last night?
Mike: We were hittin it off all night. But when I went to use the bathroom I got back she was hooking up with Garret in his room. What a fucking weasel
Mike: We were hittin it off all night. But when I went to use the bathroom I got back she was hooking up with Garret in his room. What a fucking weasel
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