Beanie Weenie 

In anal sex, when the would-be top is only semi-erect and still tries to penetrate.

Chris was so drunk he couldn't get it up, but he sure did try and beanie weenie me.

Beanie Weenie by AhoyMattey November 19, 2016

teenie-weenie

An incredibly small penis, often smaller than that of an infant's.

Guy 1: "Wow, I heard Henry Sick just got dumped."
Guy 2: "Yeah, his girlfriend was tired of his teenie-weenie. She told me if it was any smaller it'd be a clit."
Guy 1: "Yeah, I always pegged him for having a cock that would make a baby-carrot look like a blimp."
Guy 2: "Me too, I felt really bad for her so naturally I let her slurp my cock-monster as a condolence."

teenie-weenie by JAManCode October 2, 2010

The Ole' Sweeney Weenie 

The moderately endowed penis of a Sweeney male. Capable of countless amazing feats...

-You gave her a taste of The Ole' Sweeney Weenie. Made her scream didn't you.
-The Ole' Sweeney Weenie saved four children and a litter of puppies from a burning building, Saturday night.

The Ole' Sweeney Weenie by cgibbs87 February 7, 2006

google weenie 

Someone who is utterly dependent on their computer and the web for their information, who is incapable of thinking without hitting Google, who's adding on the brain fat sitting down.

"I gave him the address of the party but it didn't show up on mapQuest. The man's turning into a Google Weenie!"

"He says he can't find the site so it must not exist. Google Weenie strikes again!"

google weenie by jasgee November 14, 2007

hair weenie 

The gay term used to refer to a ponytail holder (which is the real name for the object).

Meagan tried to give Joe her hair weenie, but he didn't want anything to do with it.

hair weenie by Christin S. December 3, 2007

big blue weenie 

When the Navy just decides to fuck with you to the point of making you want to get out but you know you just bought a new Doge Charger so you have to stay in and just put up with it

PO3 Smith :Hey did you see Johns today?
SN Luis : No man I hear he got yelled at for something he didn’t do on leave
PO3 Smith : Damn he’s really getting the Big Blue Weenie huh?
SN Luis : oh yeah man totally

big blue weenie by TheSaltySeaman September 24, 2017

sceenie weenie 

A scene kid who is a complete and utter weenie, and goes from show to show with their butt-jeans and weird hair, spending their parents' money on shitty shit.

Sarah and Abbey are going to an All That Remains Dying Of The Fetusmother show. they bummed money off of their parents so they could get in and also buy t-shirts and EPs. they brought their camera phones so they can take myspace pictures. They wear the admission bracelets for five days afterwards. They are sceenie weenies.

sceenie weenie by Natey October 20, 2007