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Rag Week

Rag Week. This is a special religious festival in every woman's calender. It is celebrated for one week in every month, and is dedicated to the Greek Goddess 'Tam-Pax' (also known as 'Queen of Bitches').

During this week, females of child-bearing age offer blood to symbolise their sistership with each other, and their devotion to the Goddess.

A special sport called 'man-baiting' is also practised during the festivities, where women must say everything a man does is wrong (even if it isn't, or she asked him to do it 5 minutes earlier).
"I love going down on my girlfriend during rag week.
by Umbongo - England April 1, 2003
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i'll call you next week!

A lie, don't believe this
by maybe yes maybe no June 29, 2004
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Allstar Weekend is the most amazing and talented band in the world. Zachary David Porter, Cameron Michael Quiseng, Michael Martinez, and Nathan Darmody. (Live member: Dillon Anderson)
They were discovered outside of a Jonas Brothers concert and signed to Hollywood Records.
They are soo incredibly cute and just released a new song on Aug.16 called 'Blame it on September' and their new album 'All The Way' comes out on September 27.
Anyone who says they were only signed to compete with Nick Jonas needs to get their facts straight because they were signed before the JoBros went solo. And they arent competing with Big Time Rush because, again, ASW was signed before them. Ive heard some people say theyd rather die in a hole than see Allstar Weekend live. Well to them, have fun with that. :)
Lesson: Don't diss a band. Theyre are at least a 100,000 girls supporting any band that will gladly kick your ass.
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"Hey, have you heard of ALLSTAR WEEKEND?"
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Weekly Jump

Weekly Japanese magazine containing lots of manga each week. Famous for being the magazine in which manga like Naruto, One Piece, Dragon Ball, or Bleach serialize.
I just got Weekly Jump - I can't wait to get my D.Gray-man fix.
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weekend pussy

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Naw...Shannon and I aren't dating, she's just my weekend pussy!
by wakechick1 February 3, 2010
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weekday widow

A wife that does not have interaction with her husband during the week due to pressing obligations at work and irresponsible bullshit on the personal side
Wife: I never see you anymore during the week because you are never home or paseed out in the bedroom

Husband: My boss is breaking my balls at work and that Damned Bowling league! We'll catch up this weekend. For now you are going to have to be a weekday widow
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Bender Week

Week straight of drinking hard!
-Sometimes associated with junior hockey players
Ooh fuck yea me and the boys just finished our Bender Week , and those boys are some fucking legends. I'm pretty sure I saw Hartsy pound about ten beers in a minute
by IlluminatiComfirmed69!?! October 4, 2015
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