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Waltonned

When a female who has not received any pleasure for a period of time who then goes through a session which leaves her sore.
DAMN. That girl got waltonned last night.
by Callum6600 January 21, 2024
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wandon hashwa

Wandon hashwa is a name of a person who is struggling with mental health but at the same is deeply in love with that one girl
Jake: hey how are you?
Liam: im doing fine but at the same time im wandon hashwa

Jake: Mhm, I get it
by anonymous May 5, 2024
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Wantoism

wan·to·ism /ˈwɑn.toʊˌɪz.əm/
A leadership style where the boss markets themself as holy, clean, and morally flawless, all while running an institution like a badly managed group chat. It's the Sun Tsu for amateurish management: The Art of Doing Nothing Loudly.

Typical traits of Wantoism includes:

- Piety-as-PR: Every failure is wrapped in religious/moral quotes so it feels rude to complain
- Amateur hour: Big decisions made by people who would fail their own entry-level exam.
- Bureaucracy bodybuilding: More signatures, more stamps, more WhatsApp groups—still no results.
- Mengabdi™: Fancy word for “work harder for free while the boss collects mileage points.”
“They don’t have a development plan, but they do have a doctrine: Wantoism, the holy art of doing nothing loudly.”
“Our office just created three new committees, five new forms, and still solved nothing. The Wantoism is getting out of hand.”
“They can’t read a budget but they can give a two-hour sermon on integrity. That’s Wantoism in its purest form.”
“It’s not just bad management anymore, it’s become an official worldview. The whole place runs on pure Wantoism.”
by xxX<-_->Xxx December 2, 2025
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Salty Wonton

A sexual maneuver closly related to the extremely popular "Tea Bag" in which a woman takes a sweaty Asain mans testicles inside the mouth.
Maria was feeling satisfied, albeit a little ill after taking a Salty Wonton from Mr Chou.
by Snoop Beardy August 12, 2011
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Dirty Wontoning

To stick ones ball sack and balls into another person's asshole. The act is dirty wontoning, and the ball sack afterwards is called a "Dirty Wonton".
>Hey, Katie! Wanna make some Chinese tonight?
>>Sure Collin, by Chinese do you mean dirty wontoning?
by VexxedIcon May 22, 2014
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Kieran Walton

Kieran is a low life prick with no friends, he once had a wank with vapour rub. He talks to like 15 lasses at a time and has no respect towards them. Can not play football to save his life.
by Kieran Walton May 11, 2016
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Parker Walton

The true definition of a fuck boy. Thinks he is a chick magnet, when really he’s a dick fagget. Has a huge ego. Thinks his shit don’t stink. & Is great at ruining good things when he has one.
by A33b44c55 December 13, 2017
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