by i.like.teef.a.lot June 24, 2021
Get the omnisexual_waffle_iron mug.When you throw your poop on another person’s back in the middle of the night, and proceed to stomp on the poop with a boot to make a waffle pattern.
Dude, my girlfriend asked me to give her a midnight waffle, and I realized she just wanted a waffle.
by Midnight Waffle May 22, 2022
Get the Midnight Waffle mug.When he thinks it's a good idea to ejaculate on your head, and it's not. Days later, after not Q-tipping properly, white waffle shaped debris falls from the ear commonly during Sunday brunch.
At Sunday brunch, Erin's Dad sees something fall from Erin's ear. He picks it up with his finger. ERIN'S DAD: (to Erin) "Look pumpkin, looks like a dead piece of skin. Someone needs to moisturize." ERIN'S MOM: "Oh, she moisturizes alright." Erin looks to her mother stunned. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to ERIN'S Dad, the "dead piece of skin" falls into his bottomless Mojito. He takes a drink. Erin's mom laughs, "Hey, lemme know how that Alabama ear waffle tastes." Erin and Erin's Mom high five and crack up laughing.
by Terio Marin May 19, 2016
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An erection that is tightly encased in bubble wrap. Used to enhance female pleasure during intercourse. So named because of the bubble wraps resemblance to edible waffle that bears the same name.
Note that neither of these waffles are effective as birth control.
An erection that is tightly encased in bubble wrap. Used to enhance female pleasure during intercourse. So named because of the bubble wraps resemblance to edible waffle that bears the same name.
Note that neither of these waffles are effective as birth control.
by Lancipher November 17, 2016
Get the Hong Kong Waffle mug.Son of a #$@%
by Gravity Falls Lover April 12, 2022
Get the Hot Belgian Waffle mug.When you waffle on about something and somebody points it out, or notices it, "catching" you in a waffle
Example for To be caught in a Waffle
P1: dude I hate it when blah blah blah
P2: mate I think I caught you in a waffle
P1: dude I hate it when blah blah blah
P2: mate I think I caught you in a waffle
by Osix December 20, 2020
Get the To be caught in a Waffle mug.A chick so hot that you wouldn't care if she walked up and crapped on your waffle. In fact, you'd probably welcome it. Coined by Adam Carolla.
She's no waffle-crapper but I'd hit it.
by Daddyman December 3, 2004
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