witch garden

1: A garden of drug plants.
2: A backyard garden growing legal plants meant for producing usually illegal hallucinogens, i.e. DMT rich plants.

Officer: "Sir, I've noticed you possess various plants known to be vital in the production illegal substances. Could you please explain why you've chosen to grown such a variety of these specific plants in your backyard?"
Owner: "I've grown them all solely for aesthetic purposes, officer. They're just decorative."
Officer: "Ah, very well sir, have a good day."
Owner(thinking): You know, I probably shouldn't have my witch garden at the front of my house.

by ethenog July 25, 2017

Moon Witch

When you get your period because you hung out with another girl who had hers

Sonia: ISH did you just moon witch me?
Ish: Oooops, yeah im on my period

by Ishishark January 27, 2022

Wooly Witch

Noun - Super hardcore lefty lib feminist who doesn’t shave

That hitch is a Wooly Witch

by Desmond J Jones November 1, 2020

Christian witch

A CHRISTIAN that is a WITCH.

Nora: I am a christian witch, I am a Christian that is a witch.
Molly: ooooohhhh I like you 😉 let’s be ‘FRIENDS’

by that one kid that is nature October 10, 2020

scissor witches

Lesbian couple engrossed in wicca culture.

Those girls are scissor witches

by Burn Ferguson June 6, 2018

Witch Catch

A Witch Catch is the culmination of a successful Witch Hunt.

It appears that Mueller's Witch Hunt, currently with over 32 indictments and or convictions, has turned into a successful Witch Catch.

by keyline26 November 28, 2018

Witches Brew

Using a toilet for #2 at least 5 times over at least 2 days without flushing.

Man the boys and I have been hitting the toilet nonstop. This witches brew is gonna be potent.

by ozzythefroggo May 22, 2022