hard wipe

When you have to get a baby wipe after a messy poop.

I needed a hard wipe after that crap so I didn't mess up my pants.

by ManusBaldSpot May 28, 2016

sha-wipe

: to briskly circumduct a urinal around one's pecker, with the intent of irregularly cleaning or drying excess pee, especially while sundowning
// He prefers to sha-wipe while sitting.

: to clean or dry one's penis with a urinal following unnecessary and habitual micturation.

He prefers to sha-wipe while sitting.

by PAEx April 20, 2020

relax wipe

when one is having a hard time pushing out any amount of feces, one wipes the anus. this massaging relaxes the rectum, allowing the deliverer to excrete.

Mike: fuck, it took me so long to squeeze out that last shit
Hunter:your brown eye must have been tense, next time give it a relax wipe, it'll just shoot out.

by tony varanqualanderavivita December 21, 2013

Fanny Wipe

A man who acts, cry’s and moans like a girl..

No girl he’s such a fanny wipe, I can’t deal.

by Kirstual July 26, 2018

Wipe (noun)

It’s a freaking wipe. Get you face dirty right now. Now clean yourself off. What did you use? A towel? A cloth? A WIPE MABEY? Jesus I’m done with the internet

Sally got the shit beat out of her at recess, so she asked the teacher to get a WIPE to clean herself off. Sally doesn’t snitch. Sally isn’t a coward. The Wipe (noun) is useful for cleaning

by The janitor who uses wipes May 21, 2023

Test Wipe

The action required after a particularly juice fart to confirm or rule out the presence of fecal matter in one's drawers.

"Damn Tony, after that fart you might want to consider a test wipe".

by Mike Honcho FS May 8, 2010

panty wipe

A man with a vagina who wont hang out with the guys.

Lee is a panty wipe. His wife called and he headed home.

by Wzolbuck May 3, 2016